imagine going back and sprinkling it on prior statements about January 6th or George Floyd 🙃
posts from 2022 / 06
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everyone is sharing their HR team’s response to Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization in chat, and all of the ones I’ve seen include a line along the lines of “we recognize that people have strong opinions about this”
this line sucks
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they are “warning” your ass on sf muni twitter
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🤙🏼
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firing a starter gun into the air, unchecking the “Protect your Tweets” checkbox, and triggering a stopwatch to remind myself what patient noncompliance does to a mf
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neighbor’s dog barks all day long and I like to have my windows open, and it’s just not my problem, simple as
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have been shredding smoked mozz into my red wine vinaigrette salads lately and it is not subtle at all, but i love it
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all the lame union busting talking points about a third party between you and the ruling class that doesn’t fight for you etc etc apply 100% factually about the democratic party in the US, nationally and locally 🙃
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buildings are not equipped to care about people yelling at them
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𝑰𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒛𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑻𝒐𝒚𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒏!
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you are not entitled to know anyone’s name, what a bozo idea
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The SF Standard Democratic Club [disclosure: zalgo text]
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a cursed update of Herman Melville’s The Confidence-Man set in a club in Miami over the course of bottle service in which we learn about Cuba, Web3, cryptocurrency (from a few angles), the climate crisis, progressivism, evangelical christianity, and the prosperity gospel
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b o m b s (back on my bull shit)
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redoubling my efforts to not scrutinize and investigate and then comment on the insights of kids fresh out of school who are posting as they work through their own discoveries and realizations because I, myself, was, at that time, very, very ridiculous
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the towson apple store is where i bought my first mac 🤗
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🍅🍅 the yellow one was the best
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muting sf chronicle (by strategy)
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CHEERS
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pad kra prow, wimp hot
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getting older? here’s the HiFi before/after equivalent of using so much damned salt salt all the time
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for me, a bot would simply have to say “pro-click” for it to pass as whatever “sentient” means
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DIRECT MAIL CATALOG INTO THE SLOT. ITS WOMEN BE VACATIONING AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START EMAILING SOME SHIT LIKE HEY@WHITECOTTONBEACHPANTS.COM ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, WHO DOES NOT LIVE HERE ANYMORE. PLEASE STOP SENDING…
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Christo and Jeanne-Claude are back from the dead and back on their bullshit. i gotta say. to me? it never made sense, and this time it is even worse
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“entrepreneurs” (pejorative)
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here are a few things I do instead of hate read:
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remark “ah, this is self harm, gonna skip it”
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append a few names to the “people to be very very rude to IRL if ever encountered”
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remark “how do you possibly have the time? get a job. go to church or something.”
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ah, dang
tbh madder that capital whipped forces of reaction in a sham system for $100 a vote and get to post Ws now than the actual results
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“actually existing neoliberalism”
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uh, ok for my move im gonna make being a reactionary piece of shit a crime
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Life caught up with me and so I’m about a day and a half behind on the TL, I’m sure everything is going well and will just keep scrolling through it enjoying your bon mots one at a time, as one does
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nice drizzly sunday to clean twelve years of fly shit off the corners of my kitchen ceiling and all of the various fixtures attached to to it now that i have screens (a weird trick landlords and our previous owner don’t know!)
fly pov as i make my approach attached
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stupid terminal tricks: italics https://t.co/l4lzLHRLKg
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c/o @CorgiHell@twitter.com at https://corgi-containment-unit.creator-spring.com
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back on my bullshit at the frame shop
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double lol when they do identify exactly one problem, and that problem is that other people are not leading with origin stories and happy abstract thoughts
smarm!
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kinda lol that electeds lead with their origin story and the nice happy abstract thoughts they have instead of what specific problems they’ve identified and what specifically they think can be done about those problems but liberals seem to like things this way so who is to say
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people whose only exposure to the u.s. marine corp is the movie Full Metal Jacket: “ok weird, that’s just like in Full Metal Jacket”
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if yer quick like a gunslinger you can pluck the anthers of these lil fuckers as they open, before the pollen is loose, and toss em in the compost or what have you and enjoy the lillie without the inevitable mess they otherwise leave
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adding all of the inbound numbers these http://opinions.solutions surveys come from to a new contact because the pretending makes it more fun when I fill them out
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on matters of credentialism and meritocracy at work I pointed out that at least engineering PhD havers probably had to take an ethics class at some point and I one of the engineering PhD havers in the conversation corrected me
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“Debord’s first book, Mémoires, was bound with a sandpaper cover so that it would damage other books placed next to it.” lmao 👑
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love to bump around in the dark barking my shins on random google acquisitions and deprecated promoware that can’t be used with my “legacy” gsuite on a vanity domain which, if I had a time machine, I never would have established, but used for the past 15 years, ggwp
