posts from 2022 / 07 / 16

1. i would just automate this but i haven’t been able to figure out where the app stores the damned mutes

2. talking to a guy in a black balaclava and black pajamas in line behind me at brunch and he said this is his going-away bottomless mimosa session because he’s leaving “san fran” (sic) for a city that isn’t so tough on hard working property criminals like himself

3. sigh