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posts from 2022 / 11

  1. A ROBOT

    CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

    THEREFORE A ROBOT MUST NEVER

    RECEIVE QUALIFIED IMMUNITY

  2. Norm!

  3. đŸ’ƒđŸœ

  4. 49 muni driver explaining to another muni driver (passenger) that he learned to drive one of these things “on 9/11 you know? while the planes were flying into the buildings, 9/11? i was learning to drive one of these things for the first time. shoot.”

  5. intrusive thought: ramset vacu vin

  6. looks like a pretty big fire by the safeway on mission?

  7. “Look: this weirdo has monomania.”

    Nope! Thanks!

  8. tech execs everyone (even their friends) called an asshole two years ago for completely whiffing the summer of 2020 will now use whatever is going on to tell on themselves (again) when they proudly say “I told you so” as if anyone is enjoying any of this. ghouls.

  9. it’s really annoying how dumb our antagonists are

  10. cab calloway: Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)

    Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho (ho-ho-ho-ho-ho)

    Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)

    Hey-ey-ey (hey-ey-ey)

    me: lol

  11. marxists do it with chiasmus

  12. hey, glowfari called, they’ve got that statue of you all set up on the other side of the giant shark tunnel

    multicolor lit statue at the oakland zoo holiday event of a Dodo bird

  13. fondly recalling tossing the ol’ pig skin with friends at a party when I, oops, over the fence, through next-door’s screen door

    they emerge livid, and my earnest, oh no, this was a terrible mistake, we must amend came out of my mouth as “well what do you want me to do about it?”

  14. had my new @BAKKOOONN@twitter.com (Wv2-120) double matted white over blue

  15. I was also half way through the Ted Chiang book of stories that included the story the movie Arrival is based on but i think i left it on the plane at SFO yesterday after two dudes behind me got in a fight as we were deplaning and it distracted me from checking the seat pocket, RIP

  16. new to me used book, lovely inscription

    "Black Water" that book of fantastical literature

    January 1985, For my friend Jim Whiteaker, "A sign is the symbol of its creation", J?? Gordon ???

  17. one ceo

    is on a quest

    to find out what you can really do with fewer than 280 characters

  18. TAke a look, y’all: http://forms.gle

  19. walking around the office of the company I just acquired setting numerous ACME patent-pending traps, bombs, suspended heavy objects, etc, and then lighting the cigar that came complimentary from the ACME salesman with a strike anywhere match on my boot

  20. barely flavored sparkling water (la croix, etc) is an op

  21. new concept pitch: micro-billionaires

  22. revised and trashed a few posts about how weird people tend to maximally scope “community” for weird reasons (their own and those of others) with weird effects but I think i’ll just mute the word, recommend doing so to the Mute community, and move on w/ my life

  23. do NOT solve for x on my TL

  24. massive respect for the chile rellenos, never made these before and i got most of the steps wrong and wasted too much but they turned out ok!

  25. dude is exiting his “I would prefer not to” phase and now well into his riverboat scam phase

  26. oops, all pink and purple today

  27. it’s back https://t.co/VKAIhZ5Pfz

  28. taking a zoom spanish class every tuesday afternoon w/ the everloving wife and cramming vocabulary the afternoon-of (right now) is the most stressful part of my week, every week

  29. The San Francisco Chronicle Democratic Club

    The Democratic Socialists of America San Francisco Democratic Club

    The San Francisco Deputy Sheriff Association Democratic Club

    (every time i’m reminded that the United nĂ©e RFK club exists I think of other curses like this. it sucks)

  30. biblically accurate amatriciana sauce

  31. dude is almost grown out of these things and ready for real legos (dude being me in this example, jr. built the small house on the right, then asked for a chimney to drop toys down)

    huge every-block-we-have duplo house and chimney

    huge every-block-we-have duplo house and chimney, looking down the chimney

  32. Probably a cool daylight savings issue: my @FitbodApp@twitter.com workout today is identical to yesterday’s in spite of that never happening (I have Fresh Muscle Groups enabled).

  33. extremely silly grilled cheese sandwiches (had two small blocks of extra sharp cheddar left in the fridge)

  34. growing my hair back out from a DIY #2 taper because I switched from gamer headphones to speakers and a mic don’t have headphone-ring anymore.

    I have no idea how to do anything that isn’t a #2 taper, but I also don’t care how it looks so I think if I just start at my neck / ears instead of my part, it’ll work the same

  35. imagine reading SIASL ITYOOL-two-thousand-whatever and then complying with adding “grok” to your vocabulary like the nerds before you

    weird as hell, right? I thought we weren’t doing that anymore