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posts from 2022 / 09

  1. you’ve been visited by the train boper

  2. the playmobil toys jr got for his fourth are the shishito peppers of “will i have to put this damned thing together like flatpak?”

  3. “mayonnaise”

  4. A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED HOUSING DISCOU—tap profile, tap “Mute”, tap “Forever”

  5. my version of gifted kid discourse is being invited to some sort of weird self-esteem workshop thing with like one other kid in my grade from my school and one or two other kids from the other schools in the county that at the time I didn’t understand, but in hindsight, lol 😬

  6. every time someone points out that I don’t have voicemail set up on my phone I get a point

  7. picturing the “rainbow” fentanyl marketing executive kicking their feet up and sipping a dry martini (with a twist) at 2pm, opening a news paper, doing a spit-take, punching their secretary’s line on their desk phone and shouting “Get me the fentanyl account Mavis!”

  8. ios16 photo person copy is neat, anyway this is me after carrying junior while he ate a pbj

  9. RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their ineffective altruism but im different. and effective. maybe even more effective than the god

  10. unable to suspend disbelief that all the hobbits on this show put rotting plants in their hair, come on flowers maybe but they one with straw anime hair? ridiculous.

  12. London Breed Democratic Club

  13. I’m an excavator

    Excavator

    Hey, dirt, see you later

    I’m an excavator

  14. is shrink wrap EULAing your political pawns with signed, undated banmes, the latest trend in quitting? people are calling it “breeding”, which is very confusing tbh

  15. 👉🏼 at random things: that’s schismogenetic.

  16. arguing with the fam that Blippy’s real (character) name is Blip and that Blippy is just a term of endearment but that also maybe even Blip is an abrev., and that legally it’s like, Blippard, or, Blipathan, or something more formal like that

  17. “Donnelly nut spacing and cracked system rim-riding grip configuration” walk-through by Leslie Claret, the McMillan Man & author of “The Structural Dynamics of Flow”

    From A to B.

  18. founding and establishing and being from (going back three generations or more) the worlds biggest combination wendy’s / labyrinth in which to lead exactly one media literacy expert

  19. the Shrike just appeared and then disappeared in my kitchen, probably fine

  20. lapsus: everyone’s sus pals

  21. if you’re wet outside they’re wet outside, bring them in, ah, well, too late, nevertheless

  22. You Know I Keep That MF Thang On Me

  23. me: what’s upzoning?

    zoning: oh, not much, what’s up with you?

  24. star wars, probably: “I am Gohn Jalt.”

  25. uphold blippy thought

  26. jr gave himself a black eye pushing a dump truck at top speed at school, tripping up on something, and then face planting into it. no, he does not have a CDL, and now he may never.

  27. discord not previewing links is the new freenode netsplit

  28. happy hump day yall https://youtu.be/7IYE9RYS1SM

  29. in mac os, from an open safari window, command-1 will switch your left-most pinned tab

    with no open window, command-1 will switch to the pinned tab to the right of your left-most pinned tab

    if you then enter command-1 again, that’s right, left-most pinned tab

    🤷🏻‍♂️

  30. we collectively mostly solved email spam filtering and then abandoned email

    introducing, a new experience

    that will offer the ability

    to unlock access

    to a different new experience

    join the waitlist

  31. got my bivalent booster last night at walgreens in the mission, so far, 14 hours later, only a sore arm.

    idk what causes some people to have side effects and others to not, all I can suggest is that you do what I did and go to rosamunde or your local equivalent just beforehand

  32. jr. brought this home today

    have a great weekend!

  33. 🪦👑

    They’re two, they’re four, they’re six, they’re eight

    Shunting trucks and hauling freight

    Red and green and brown and blue

    They’re the Really Useful crew

    All with different roles to play

    'round Tidmouth Sheds or far away

    Down the hills and round the bends

    Thomas and his fr🤷🏻‍♂️

  34. i have aqara sensors everywhere ( https://www.aqara.com/us/temperature_humidity_sensor.html) including one outside (which it isn’t designed for, so it doesn’t compensate for being in direct sun. precise-ish, not accurate)

    that said, line go up

    maybe today, not as high? 🤞🏼

  35. ubik mush restores and rejuvenates, use as directed

  37. block housing

  38. it seems to be that the position of radical centrists is that we just haven’t tried actual centrism yet. I think it’s nice that everyone gets to use that line ☺️

  39. took the boy to monster jam in sjc and grave digger rolled it on his first go round. el toro loco stole the two wheel comp, then the kid was ready to get a toy and go home

    in and out in 30 minutes and he’s already talking about going next time it’s in town

  40. not much, just studying notching and nicking so that I can perfect my ficus

  41. boo, etc

  42. pretending I live in the timeline where newsom enthusiastically passed the idaho stop law because it’ll be a funny ticket to take to court and explain to the judge if I ever get one

  43. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlbkY6yBQXs good evening, enjoy your weekend (the organ line at 3:00 in this Jim Hall disc got my attention)

  44. I won’t see this post because it has multiple words I myself mute so, apologies in advance but so anyway, on with the nonsense:

    Gavin Newsom is to cynicism as Donald Trump is to metacynicism as Andrew Yang is to patacynicism