posts from 2022 / 02 / 02

1. followed shortly by “wow, it really feels like I gotta walk around on egg shells around here lately”

2. [eating scrambled eggs after walking on shells bare foot after salt and peppering three eggs in the carton, which just bounces off the shells all over the counter, then picking them up, cracking them into the pan and tossing the shells over my shoulder] “I don’t get it!”

3. every magazine and paper of record rides (enjoys a great reputation amongst libs) or dies (enjoys a great reputation amongst libs that they resent having to defend) by their opinion board’s takes and when their opinion board’s takes are hot garbage for workers, they die.