hell yeah someone crashed into a fire hydrant west bound on ceasar chavez near bryant and knocked it off and now it’s a six foot geyser, rip their car and hopefully nobody was hurt, still funny
posts from 2022 / 07
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his tank is fake of course, and i suppose the no-lid design is for wipes and whatnot, which we would absolutely never leave him alone with stored there. he would use the whole pack just because
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junior just upper-decked his tot-pot (#1 only, thankfully) while demanding privacy and not letting anyone in to help after sitting to go, because he thought maybe that’s what tanks in toilets are for
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end ground floor FOR LEASE zoning now!
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neo shen yun: san francisco before dsa
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twisting the job speed knob up and pulling a bunch of the job benefit, comp, and safety faders down while looking back at the workers until they start turning on each other over who is being entitled about any one change like some kinda evil don fagen/walter becker monster
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nice!
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insta and tiktok feed tenet #1 seems to be: “Inside you are two wolves*” so I just don’t use either, simple as
*both Tex Avery’s “Slick” Joe McWolf
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important katsu mise addition: the ear plugs i wear to shows, on account of all the hammering 🦺
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a room in a museum that guests have to walk a short, purple carpeted winding hall to enter that has no lights and no seating that has a loud film projector looping a print of The Wizard of Oz with the sepia Kansas scenes colorized and the technicolor Oz scenes reduced to sepia
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“obviously correct” is such a great line, I love it
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one of the communists I follow on here posted something, probably a picture of a book they were reading because they are always doing shit like that, quoting someone saying “communism is the obviously correct conclusion of dialectics” or “of historical materialism”
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we gotta bring back telling evangelicals to fuck off and mind their own business. atheism is great specifically because there are no hermeneutics and no moralism required, so the only scolding you have to consider is asking people to shut the fuck up and mind their own business
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evangelicals posted at 16th and mission and 16th and valencia last night preaching and handing out lit, 100 times more annoying than the people selling piles of stuff incredibly obviously stollen from garages and apartment building storage units
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doing a revcom entryism and successfully orchestrating a full press “upzoning now!” line and then getting mad when nobody notices, welp
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pizza places in the US that don’t have pepperoni but do have a substitution should just lie, not my problem
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“im gonna draw a lake for the boats to sleep in”
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i would just automate this but i haven’t been able to figure out where the app stores the damned mutes
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talking to a guy in a black balaclava and black pajamas in line behind me at brunch and he said this is his going-away bottomless mimosa session because he’s leaving “san fran” (sic) for a city that isn’t so tough on hard working property criminals like himself
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sigh
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i love when people say “stay tuned” in the modern era where everything is a form of boss/worker communications like an inbox or notification or some other white number in a red circle and, double the suggestion is from a boss in the first place
“stay tuned, to me, the boss” lol
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I am also brilliant, if you ask me.
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ever since chesa was recalled, the fruit fly cloud surrounding my building’s compost and trash bins where i hang out has been out of control, this happening to anyone else? im thinking about getting one of these hats with a fan in the brim, idk what else to do at this point
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unpopular opinions but:
🙅🏽 knock me down
🙅🏽 step in my face
🙅🏽 slander my name all over the place
🙅🏽 burn my house
🙅🏽 steal my car
🙅🏽 drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
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45 minutes later, all knives, peelers, openers, and scrappers down!
i’ve started taking the whole board out on the patio and cutting just the onions plein air, no tears 🥲
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🔪🔪🔪
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rly hits different when it’s 👏🏼 i n g o, 👏🏼 i n g o, 👏🏼 i n g o, and bingo was his name-o
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tore out the previous owner’s home alarm system so if anyone wants to B&E, it won’t be loud. please finish my spackling n’ painting, thanks in advance (i hate finish work)
always been p convinced that home alarm systems are scams, only bits of old This Old House I skip through
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I Voted! 🇺🇸
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Tue: kid exposed to asymptomatic peer at school
Wed: kid gets first dose of moderna
Thurs: kid plays hooky and enjoys going to the carnival w/ a friend
Fri: contact traced re: tuesday
Sat: spikes a 102F, friend also spikes
Sun: weird cough
Mon: Fever + cough
me: lol (so far) 🤗
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protein-pickeld peterson posted a pathetic pinstriped probation a’ppeal
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people think they have large families but my aunt had to use a form letter to mail all of my cousins checks to close out an old college fund account form the 80s, and my dad’s side of the family is even bigger. yes, catholic, no not me 😈
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ah, jeeze, the affairs of court. can you believe these aristocrats? it’s like, they are just so out of touch they don’t even realize it?! I’m incredulous! here: look!
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“Every new message from a person”
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[doing elaborate hard-rake kickflip and heelflip and handle-slide and manual combos to avoid just paying labor more and capital less until the revolution] “Uh, I think the solution here is obvious, we just need to keep inventing more tricks, forever.”
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What if The Dispossessed?
https://academic.oup.com/pq/advance-article/doi/10.1093/pq/pqac023/6623423?login=false
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when i was at the station trying to leave this mf was all “Try again” and “See attendant” and for the past few days, is been gaslighting me that im still on a train downtown. ima go back to my first, a plastic clipper card, which never let me down
