The old guy who walks past my apartment window around lunch time most days throwing a yo-yo stopped long enough for me to get a closer look, and folks, it’s a Duncan Imperial in either white, cream, or, maybe even glow-in-the-dark (whoa)
Imperials are the highest form of yo-yos.
becoming increasingly more and more immune to propaganda every time i wash this shirt
lots of people seem to always make infomercial counter-example errors when they try to achieve my personal goals, on account of two things: 1) their fundamental attributes 2) their not heeding my advice, or worse, taking other people’s advice.
it won’t do.
ideology is a hell of a drug.
“You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning’s crashin’ and the thunder’s rollin’ and the rain’s coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does…”
oh man, big rip mark lanegan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAKSWBByb8o
everyone posting lathe of heaven jokes caused me to read the lathe of heaven today, thanks people, ggwp
sfpd just acquired one of these tactical units, unbelievable
the lights on my deluxe-reverb reverb/tremolo pedal are hella bright, took three layers of masking tape to make bearable
keeping it going 4x (but really like six months into consistently trying)
having never done this before, it is very wierd noticing (nobody else would) posture changes, shirt fits, etc!
the frog and toad books are, so far, by far, my favorite kids books
Best cabin on the ship of Theseus? The one that says “𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏” on the door full of thousands and thousands of people who say nothing until someone comes in and asks if a thing is broken, who then all point at the door’s subtitle, “𝔸𝕤𝕜 ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕀𝕗 ☝︎”
if mayor breed tries to appoint me as a replacement for the one of the vacant school board seats I will refuse to serve
logging on
getting a lot of “infosec discourse” vibes from the shadows on the cave wall this morning as the sun rises so I’m wagging my finger in the direction of the entrance to the cave
⃔ ☝🏼⃕
“Aphids!”
I don’t know why realtors would be mad, they’ll still get their commission from any of the thousands of units that they concede are vacant should they end up on the market
https://socketsite.com/archives/2022/02/there-are-not-40000-vacant-homes-in-san-francisco.html
Headline: There Are Not…
Second paragraph: Yes, 40,458 units of housing in San Francisco were classified as “vacant” in the U.S. Census Bureau’s American Community Survey (ACS)…
calling my sovereign citizen country estate (the patio of my apartment) “Authoritarian Regime” so that the talking heads on TV have to say “authoritarian Authoritarian Regime regime” when mysterious insurgents definitely unrelated to the CIA try to topple me as the head of state
keep posting i’m reloading
i enjoy setting up my little mise en place when i cook, but the everloving wife really puts it to shame
this is but a sample (about half, not pictured: keys and stuff, uniform and stuff, kid’s outfit and stuff) of “working day shift tomorrow” mise
properly seated and inflated tires are 🆗
flat tires are 🙅🏻♂️
saving these stickers until i have piles of’ em and can wear a bunch at the same time on election day for some future contentious election and maybe get picked to be on tv about it
o/ to everyone who fact checks propaganda on the TL, real american heros or whatever that beer commercial bit was
followed shortly by “wow, it really feels like I gotta walk around on egg shells around here lately”
[eating scrambled eggs after walking on shells bare foot after salt and peppering three eggs in the carton, which just bounces off the shells all over the counter, then picking them up, cracking them into the pan and tossing the shells over my shoulder] “I don’t get it!”
every magazine and paper of record rides (enjoys a great reputation amongst libs) or dies (enjoys a great reputation amongst libs that they resent having to defend) by their opinion board’s takes and when their opinion board’s takes are hot garbage for workers, they die.
[to the “… do it like this” bumper sticker creative team] they’re ripping you off over on the internet