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posts from 2022 / 10

  1. aside: “Unlike most political systems, plutocracy is not rooted in any established political philosophy.” lmbo

  2. i know it’s just plutocracy by another name but if you can believe it, we can invent a society run by clowns, which I suppose would be called a “coulrotocracy”

  3. My sources say that trunk-or-treat, for kids, being considered for Americans. I am insufferable and take no pleasure in reporting this.

  4. the most beautiful word in the american language is the word COMPACT spray painted on the concrete between the spaces in a parking garage

  5. posting volunteer fire company

  6. “truth coming out of her think tank to” and so on and so forth, and/or along with other things of a similar kind, et cetera, et cetera

  7. that was originally going to be “jazz” but then I thought, what is even more annoying to people who don’t like it than ska?

  8. It goes without saying that the contents of this ska song would have been inclusive of people of many tastes and backgrounds, as well as those of us who are not into music at all.

  9. Atheism!

  10. towers on hills in fog 🌁

  11. what else does a person do with the rest of the chilis after making enchilada sauce?

  12. time to use exactly one quarter of the chilis in this can, all of the sauce, and then throw the rest away

  13. carved my pumpkin with a stencil from a kit, p happy with it

  14. also spoopy ones

  15. pomeroy pumpkin patch has rose emoji

  16. tomatoes and strawberries coming in ☺️

  17. KRS Attenborough: “Woop-woop! That’s the sound of the sharp-tailed grouse.”

  18. Threads.

    Threads.

    Have you ever been in an institution? Threads.

    Threads.

    When you’re not performing your duties, do they keep you in a little box? Threads.

    Threads.

  19. hopping on the alvvays bandwaggon on the ground floor (for my age) with their third record https://alvvays.bandcamp.com/album/blue-rev

  20. 24 hour laters, simply ridiculous, to me, still

  21. gm, gm

    the first thing I thought of when I saw the aoc pell loan + parent PLUS loan multiplier was slurp juice.

    no comment on the whole pants situation, jesus christ

  22. I would like to call special attention to the background color used by the sf landlord political action committee’s on their own website. They can’t help themselves! It’s a sickness!

  23. “Now is not the time to raises our costs.”

    Sincerely, respectfully, and with only the best of regards for you personally,

    (🖕🏼) 𝓗𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 (🖕🏼) 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼 (🖕🏼)

    PS Stop fucking calling us “landlords” or we’ll raise your rent again.

  24. Look, if this worked, it would deserve a Nobel Prize, 𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰.

  25. my infinite ponzi scheme illustration has lots of people asking about my infinite ponzi scheme

  26. poster’s code, if you use other people’s advice to double down on a decision, you’d better apologize

  27. oh, a few of Barbara Wright’s english version of these are on google books, of course, nice.

    https://books.google.com/books?id=3aPbGd3hkBAC&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false

    pro read, I think about it all the damned time

  28. wired: getting on the “S” bus and witnessing an altercation between a man with a long neck and funny hat and another passenger

    tired: seeing the same person two hours later at the Gare St-Lazare and getting advice on adding a button to your overcoat.

  29. it’s been over three years since I’ve been in a room where people used finger snaps / hisses

  30. you: what are s.m. style tomatoes?

    me, whispering: shut the fuck up! (whispering quieter) meloni’ll hear us

  31. making spagetti sauce with one half s. m. style tomatoes a friend grew in her garden (bottom row), one half canned (top row)

  32. left: landlord sees you making a little extra from your job, raises your rent

    right: state sees your landlord making a little extra from your job, raises taxes

    repeat 3 1/2 times

    final half: state sees your landlord making a little extra from your job, lowers taxes

    zoning!

  33. garlic mash cheat code

  34. uh, serious question, have you taken ENG101? Tue/Thu at from 9-11 in the old brick building w/ that professor who is really into “themes”, or whatever?

    yeah, that class, that class was awesome