heh, steel toed boots? in the army they teach us that this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none, and this little piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
posts from 2022 / 05
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someone just commented on a gist of an AppleScript I posted in 2011 so I gave ‘em the business (I gisted the AppleScript I use instead, now, in 2022, for them)
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So far, I’ve only had to ATO one thing, and it was to cancel an actual magazine subscription, which claimed that it’ll refund the remainder to whatever payment device kicked off the subscription, so I don’t feel too bad about that
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when that doesn’t work, check their privacy policy for the support or privacy email address (one catalog only offered SMS to a single human) you’ll often get a quick confirmation that they’ve removed your address
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PSA on main: the person that used to live here’s lifestyle included half a dozen catalogs of stuff like https://www.gorsuch.com in the mailbox nearly every day and it more than somewhat stinks to deal with, but I’ve found http://catalogchoice.org to help a lot
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potty training weekend but it is too nice out to stay inside so we’re out on the patio, me in shorts and no shirt and the kid in a shirt and no bottoms ☯️
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“Fräuleinstein”
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new twitter API user story: poster and keyword mutes apply to screenshots
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a lot of internet left are real enfant terrible as heck and it is super unfortunate because reading the side of the cereal box that is the TL is how I like to spend some of my leisure time! knock if off!
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I went with Lagrima ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOiqArLby5o) and Freight Train ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPWEuoaQYQo) but in hindsight, that someone requested acoustic-guitar-dude is surreal and I still don’t believe it happened, like, maybe it was a nightmare. his, or mine, or the other persons, idk
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in his last meeting with me and another person (he got a job somewhere else) this week, a guy said, “hey I’ve always wanted to ask you, can you play us a song on one of those guitars behind you? If it’s ok with you of course.”
shoot your shot folks, lol
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lomo saltado, mise
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it’s weird to be optimistic that what is to be done is for tens of millions (maybe one hundred million?) union workers to rise up together with their demands when we don’t have that even 20 million yet, but that is the way, and I believe in people
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getting the toddler blazed this weekend, hell yeah 🤙
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electeds have to cast the word “folks” repeatedly every day to charge their mana
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when it comes to petition signing, real heads know
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leading the charge by criticizing
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sneaking into the comic book movie discourse tent and recording myself looking at a score board “They Stink!”, “Some are OK I guess!”, “Let People Enjoy Things”, and “They Rule!” and then erasing all the chalk tally marks under all of them so that everyone has to start over again
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I joke because the rest of the quote goes on to say that to earn trust back after doing nothing about how you lost it, you really gotta Show Up and Do The Work or Do Better or whatever
“I hate the mayor”
audience: “we hate the mayor”
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pretending that london breed said “police violence was as real then as it is in communities all across the nation today. That pain is real.” and then actually did a pretty good (like, Phil Hartman good, R I P) Bill Clinton impression when she said “I understand your pain”
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follow up, a whole-home audio rig that responds to all major names and with magic 8 ball answers and does nothing else
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does anyone make funnier non-functiional drop-in fittings that i can replace the security system sensors and alarms in my house with? toy mini-gun turrets? gargoyles? BANG flags coming out of gun barrels? locomotive engines coming out of a fireplace? paint-on-tunnel entrances?
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pov something in my pocket yesterday on the bike ride, apparently
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the “all models are lies” rule applies to every abstraction, including the abstraction of expressing things in percentages
what a bunch of crap percentages usually are. I assume I’m being tricked whenever I see the damned things
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damn these go hard now
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nice to ride without a 40 pound toddler on the back!
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“d’ya like salt” napoletana w/ cheese++ tortillazza
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im about to make an omelette without breaking any eggs
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How To with John Wilson, season ? episode ?, “How to Pee!”
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i am never giving anyone the old hot foot on account of them having had more than a few less than kind words for old joey bananas everloving wife’s gams and I am also always not putting people in any potato sacks and tossing said sacks in the san francisco bay with no fuss
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i never give anyone the old hot foot on account of them having had more than a few unkind words for old joey bananas everloving wife’s gams not do i go around town putting people in any potato sacks and be disposing of them in the san francisco bay without a lot of fuss
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a few weeks in the new place and my only enemy (so far) is the gd salvation army idling diesel trucks for an hour on 26th st while they unload onto a lift that screams metal-on-metal failure is imminent up and down, up and down
president biden please send in the nat’l guard
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a rauch NE IPA would probably be pretty good imo
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Beep beep!
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Gravely Editor-in-Chief Gravely has revealed his ‘go-to’ lunch order. It’s a stack of flap-jacks with butter and syrup, a wedge of watermelon with a peeled banana thrust through it with cubed melon on cream, bacon, and steak and eggs, sunny-side-up hold the steak. Would you try t
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gonna finally read all the updated terms of services this weekend and cross that off the ol’ to do list
until they get updated again, right? eh hehehehe 😉
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that people insist on naming one thing “equity” and another thing “equality”
and then have to waste time explaining the difference instead of using other phrases for both
is a pedagogical burden in a huge ideological blindspot of the proponents of caring
this is ridiculous!
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Session ssh /Users/gravely (ssh) #1 just rang a bell!
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opened a ticket w/ my usenet provider tonight for help with account recovery after moving my mail from http://gravely.zone to http://gravely.pizza and they promptly saw to and resolved my issue
it is 2022
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me? architect
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what your job in NYC if seinfeld today
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a family friend at digital gave me this poster when it was contemporary and i had it up in lots of apartments in my twenties, stopped putting it back up in my thirties
i’m thinking i should finally gonna get it framed and up again, even in the terrible condition it’s in
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my kid: s/mariposas/patos/, apparently
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singing “if you’re happy and you know it” w/ the kid while walking him and the bike home after getting a flat tire put smiles on every face we passed this morning and kept him walking: win, win
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lol, lmao
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one! fiddle leaf fell off, ah ha ha ha
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“WES ANDERSON FASCIST; LITERACY ISN’T AND UNCOMPLICATED APOLITICAL GOOD;
