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posts from 2022 / 07 / 31

  1. hell yeah someone crashed into a fire hydrant west bound on ceasar chavez near bryant and knocked it off and now it’s a six foot geyser, rip their car and hopefully nobody was hurt, still funny

  2. his tank is fake of course, and i suppose the no-lid design is for wipes and whatnot, which we would absolutely never leave him alone with stored there. he would use the whole pack just because

  3. junior just upper-decked his tot-pot (#1 only, thankfully) while demanding privacy and not letting anyone in to help after sitting to go, because he thought maybe that’s what tanks in toilets are for