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posts from 2022 / 04

  1. beckvoice “hell yes”

  2. when people say they like everything but rap and country, this is what they are erasing

  3. these knuckleheads never cop to how 2012’s prop E specifically hits payments companies, they just get drive-by passive aggressive about the role of government and then go back to code-golfing how their computers beep and boop

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/victoriabarret/2012/11/07/payroll-tax-be-gone-angel-investor-ron-conways-discusses-election-victory-in-san-francisco/

  4. “grass”

  5. moved back to the mission 48 hours ago, have successfully:

    flooded the half bath botching a bidet install

    burdened neighbors to the north-east, north-west, and south

    got our massive sleeper-sofa in a real dirk gently situation and had to get it ship-in-a-bottled into the unit

  6. [megaphone trigger-pull] “uh, table ready for uh, Bernham Sickie? Bernham Sickie, your table is ready?”

  7. quitting drinking liquids of any kind by committing to exclusively using paper straws, to which a slow and agonizing death is preferable

  8. hi marshal law, I’m dad

  9. HIGHLY SERIOUS COMMUNIST: Mastodon is not your friend. It is not a hobby. Mastodon is not fun, it is not “better” than what we have now, and it is not something to make light of. A close reading of the texts confirms this.

    ME: this sounds great,

    (@Good_Guy69@twitter.com) September 19, 2018

  10. one need not imagine the itsy bitsy spider happy

  11. i could fix the sf chronicle editorial board

  12. points of unity point #35

    whereas gilden heavy cotton t-shirts are too heavy, and too cotton, it wont do

    resolved, we must nationalize gilden, blend the cotton and increase the thread count

  13. One Billion Districts: The Case For Thinking Bigger

  14. dem leadership should absolutely moderate their views on shot access for the zero-five demographic until the under five population polls that they are open to taking shots and right now it does not poll well at all, this isn’t hard, it’s just savvy politics 🤷🏻‍♂️

  15. everything i have learned about the affairs of court has been against my will but lmao at this sheryl sandbrg bobby kotnick hillary clinton thing, just italian chef kiss https://theyrule.net/ fodder

  16. Thursday Trivia #TT in most places recycling cans are green plastic which represents how much money oil companies make on plastic but in frisco they are blue which represents how much of our trash ends up in the pacific ocean

  17. it’s weird how the first cotton grape hits like cotton candy but the follow up grapes you eat in the session don’t hit like cotton candy as much, isn’t it?

  18. it’s not worth your time to try to reconcile the analysis or talking points of recently-politically-active and completely incoherent SF VCs, they obviously didn’t try to before they started posting

  19. hell yeah, got red mask at the CNA one-day at the CPMC picket on caesar chavez #RNStrike

  20. o/ to my 𝓥𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓢𝓶𝓸𝓸𝓽𝓱 bros. in christ today

  21. ACME Do-It-Yourself Economics Kit “Ceteris your own paribus”

  22. oh, is someone with netscape money acting up?

  23. i’ve invented a new low orbit payload delivery method, just now, it’s gonna be brilliant, please, investors, kindly reach out now

  24. i’ve invented a new low orbit payload delivery method, just now, it’s gonna be brilliant, please, investors, kindly reach out now

  25. my kid brought this home from preschool, lookin p good

  26. opinion-to-smarm browser extension

  27. lets go

  28. gdi my keyword mutes don’t work on my own posts in tweetbot @tapbots@twitter.com fix this you will regret it!!!

  29. A “How To Do Things With Words” posthumous afterword discovered by JL Austin’s great grandchildren: “How to Mute ‘performative’ on the TL”

  30. being online all the time owns, you’ll mostly agree with someone’s taste about nearly everything and then out of the blue they’ll say that so and such new thing which you also like is exemplar of everything wrong with the world and you just have to integrate that and stay pals

  31. how do sf moderates overplay the same hand they use to make an everlasting j o motion when people ask them to do things? baffling dexterity

  32. [watching people fight over scraps I left laying around] ugh, drama!

  33. I need to make an alt so that I can 1) not have to be locked 2) convince my stupid brain to post normal shit instead of wrapping them all in three levels of discourse meta and lore like an idiot and like the tattoos I don’t have, I’m paralyzed by what to even pick for the handle

  34. brushless power supply fan groaning, dying.mp3

    [reaches around and gives it a little pat n’ squeeze]

    brushless power supply fan happy again.mp3

  35. For sale, “non-partisan” bridge, never politicized.

  36. tfw you drop links to twitter posts in one of fifteen discord chats all day and post in the wrong chat one time

  37. the redistricting underway in san francisco looks like a pretty bad gerrymander to me too

  38. The CAIVS IVLIVS CAESAR Democratic Club of San Francisco [white marble bust avatar]

  39. downzone district voter eligibility to match current zoning imo

    oh you live on the tenth (illegal) floor? what, are you a bird? are you going fly into the polling booth and peck your ballot? sounds like voter fraud to me

  40. RECYCLE

  41. just realized that final jeopardy is a kind of ultimate daily double that all the contestants get to wager against earnings for the chance to answer and not something completely different from the regular game

  42. i mean, somebody had to do it once i guess, but now here we all are, free of the need; entire disciplines and communities working together, not being solipsistic onaninsts

  43. first principles thinking isn’t

  44. adding “how did you even have the time to do this” just under the number one “wow, that’s crazy” slot on the official list of Good Instincts

  45. There’s nothing to say.

    The less I say the better I feel.

  46. hack the planet!

  47. dudes really love to put on David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance” really loud even though they, themselves, “don’t dance.”