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posts from 2022 / 01

  1. heed my tale: I deleted a bunch of signal chats a few days ago including the ghost of One Big Signal from three years ago and now i’m haunted by the ghost of 6 shitposts which I cannot mark as read

  2. speed reading is… incredibly fake, isn’t it? (i threw the ellipses in there to throw off any speed readers on the TL)

  4. wierd bags

  5. 💪🏼

  6. every other exercise in mickey baker’s jazz book has me writing out the previous lesson in three other keys and I just picked up last week’s sheets and found I’d written out a few bars like

    C♭min7 | Bmin7…

    / / / / | / / / /

    istg

  7. Michelle Tandler (watching/regurgitating the 5 o’clock news): “Small business owners aren’t being heard. I love [enunciating very carefully the full name] San Francisco. In times of crisis, the Chamber of Commerce should be empowered to—“ [Leia switches her off]

    Han: “Thank you.”

  8. feeling really old but safari reader was jacking up the verge thing about susan headly the lady hacker and the ads were really wack so I saved it as a pdf and it’s beautiful and I’ll be reading it like that later today, when I have time, maybe. the world wide web, folks!

  9. this little yellow truck is a little suss

  10. guy whose only read one book reading this site: gettin’ a lot of book vibes from these posts

  11. who took my ‘L’?

  12. neoliberal trolley metaphor always-has-been-meme

  13. if only there were a way to explain why trade workers especially have no patience for information workers poking along on a bike at 10 after 9AM given our respective relationships to production oh well, probably because cars are bad 🚴🏼🛻

  14. thinking up other kinds of aid there might be besides lethal aid like when we were about six years old and sat around on hot summer nights wondering what cool abilities the lightning bugs that lit different colors which definitely existed but never came around probably had

  15. ( https://mariboustate.bandcamp.com/album/fabric-presents-maribou-state)

  16. pasta prosciutto e piselli 🤌🏼

    school night for the first time since mid-December!

  18. 🎶 if you’re so rich, how come you ain’t smart? 🎶

  19. peter grant and richard cole deep in a corridor under madison square garden just beating the shit out of a guy for selling led zeppelin NFTs and every time the guy tries to explain eth grant kicks him in the stomach and calls him those horrible british swears I won’t even use

  20. bless SF, this TIC that just hit the market says “NO EVICTIONS” right in the MIS description

    even “rich” people like me trying to buy a house here think flippers and landlords that Ellis Act our neighbors are scum

  21. a lot of people hone their take skills by reading posts from the same 15 fools for years and remarking on their nonsense and I like their other takes so I put up with it but I use those posts to hone my nope skills and keep scrolling (I otherwise read every single post on the TL)

  22. “all the other NPCs – but not you – are getting real annoying lately. here’s an out of context quote from a radical followed by a thesaurus word. if getting you to wish the other NPCs only thought about this for a sec doesn’t work, I’m all out of ideas.” is great reactiprop

  23. I used to pass it on, but then they changed what it was. Now what I’m passing isn’t it, and what’s it seems weird and scary to me, and it’ll happen to you, too.

  24. jeezy peezy lemon squeezey this broccoli rabe is dehydrated and might even suffer from cramps and heat related problems rn

  25. it turns out the Lenin pin is a Young Pioneers pin, neat https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Lenin_All-Union_Pioneer_Organization

    picture unrelated

  26. shrimp risotto

  27. The man machine, machine

    Machine, machine, machine

    Machine, machine, machine (machine)

    The man machine, machine

    Machine, machine, machine

    Machine, machine, machine (machine)

    now that I got a toddler and do halloween again I gotta steal fits, this year’s definitely kraftwerk

  28. looks like hell close up because i did a bad job with the hodge podge, but damn that stuff is neat: one coat, front only, hung on those little 3M removable hard velcro things that landlords put in leases

    if you are doing puzzles during these trying times, check it out

  29. a locked mutual informs me:

    1. vsegda gotov: always ready

    2. moskva-kremlin

    3. definitely some sort of russian orthodox thing

    4. phi-theta-kappa: international honor society (ptk dot org)

    So, oops, one of these things is not like the other.

  30. can anyone help me I.D. these pins found going through the everloving wife’s czech grandma’s jewelry

    1. Lenin, unsure what it says though

    2. kremlin, moscow?

    3. russian orthodox?

    4. no idea

  31. i haven’t read that nonsense in 20 years and I still think about the signs he posted all the damned time

    NO SMOKING. NO SPITTING.

    THE MGT.

  32. ice cold 1975 take the best character in The Illuminatus! Trilogy is The Midget, “and it’s not even close” as they say

    https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/robert-shea-and-robert-anton-wilson-the-illuminatus-trilogy

  33. everloving wife sent me this with the caption “Palo Alto” lmao

    (fun fact! the “tall stick” palo alto is named after is a raised middle-finger)

  34. dude in portland that sticks those horrible mylar letters onto a brick wall that everybody is tired of is at it again, only this time the letters spell out AUTHORITARIANISM in all red letters and he’s crying and shaking his head and holding one hand up wagging his finger at it

  35. really liked station eleven!

    started it after someone posted about it just saying it was good, paused mid first episode thinking, no way ima watch this, read the synopsis, thought it was real familiar, found in the ol’ logs that I’d read the book when it came out, dove in again

  36. migrating my compute and data off of freeBSD and ZFS to a cluster of two cycle leaf blowers in a spare room with all the pull starters tied off to to the two risers of the skydiving harness I every-day-wear and jumping out the window of my building

  37. one week into stealing a carton of marlboro lights out of an unlocked car at 14 I found myself hanging w/ the fellas as the new girl in town approached like Dreamweaver was on and hurriedly lit one to be cool and it did not work at all and I kept smoking for 10 years lol 🤷🏻‍♂️

  38. advice for u.s. players from high sr (grandmaster and top 500) ranked players: get good, click heads

  39. PMA getting real hard lately

  40. /skronkin’/ at la batterie morte

  41. 🧈🐓

  42. garfield lookin’ at a ‘housing for all’ poster wondering who it’s for

  43. going back to finish slobodian’s ‘globalists’ and boy howdy it is infuriating that these jerks “won”

    gonna try this line at work when my boss asks for my annual plan

    “we are not intellectually equipped to improve the working of our system by ‘planning’, lol, lmao”

  44. oye. a [fully code switching to an standard american english accent] “scammer” [switching back] nicked me apes

  45. stonks