follow up, a whole-home audio rig that responds to all major names and with magic 8 ball answers and does nothing else

does anyone make funnier non-functiional drop-in fittings that i can replace the security system sensors and alarms in my house with? toy mini-gun turrets? gargoyles? BANG flags coming out of gun barrels? locomotive engines coming out of a fireplace? paint-on-tunnel entrances?

pov something in my pocket yesterday on the bike ride, apparently

the “all models are lies” rule applies to every abstraction, including the abstraction of expressing things in percentages

what a bunch of crap percentages usually are. I assume I’m being tricked whenever I see the damned things

damn these go hard now