buildings are not equipped to care about people yelling at them

𝑰𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒛𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑻𝒐𝒚𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒏!

you are not entitled to know anyone’s name, what a bozo idea

The SF Standard Democratic Club [disclosure: zalgo text]

a cursed update of Herman Melville’s The Confidence-Man set in a club in Miami over the course of bottle service in which we learn about Cuba, Web3, cryptocurrency (from a few angles), the climate crisis, progressivism, evangelical christianity, and the prosperity gospel