🤙🏼

firing a starter gun into the air, unchecking the “Protect your Tweets” checkbox, and triggering a stopwatch to remind myself what patient noncompliance does to a mf

neighbor’s dog barks all day long and I like to have my windows open, and it’s just not my problem, simple as

have been shredding smoked mozz into my red wine vinaigrette salads lately and it is not subtle at all, but i love it

all the lame union busting talking points about a third party between you and the ruling class that doesn’t fight for you etc etc apply 100% factually about the democratic party in the US, nationally and locally 🙃