“im gonna draw a lake for the boats to sleep in”

i would just automate this but i haven’t been able to figure out where the app stores the damned mutes

talking to a guy in a black balaclava and black pajamas in line behind me at brunch and he said this is his going-away bottomless mimosa session because he’s leaving “san fran” (sic) for a city that isn’t so tough on hard working property criminals like himself

sigh

i love when people say “stay tuned” in the modern era where everything is a form of boss/worker communications like an inbox or notification or some other white number in a red circle and, double the suggestion is from a boss in the first place

“stay tuned, to me, the boss” lol