pizza slow (high quality)
  1. What about lenders who already paid off their congressional reps?

  2. you should have to win the “catch a dollar bill” bar bet before you can turn on “autopilot” in a car, just like commercial airline pilots

  3. . “whoa, whoa, y’all, come see this, this account is on season 19 of this This Old House and the last episode of season 1 of the original Amazing Stories”

    “you should send them an invite, they seem cool”

    “done. hope they accept it”

    “me too”

  4. [slips on a pair of mirror-shades and looks again] “ah, now I see, there’s your problem right there”[points]

  5. tried chase while jeopardy is on break and it’s a bunch of nonsense. unfortunate