pizza slow (high quality)
  1. [Verse 1: Peter Cetera] If you leave me now You’ll take away the biggest part of me Ooh no, baby, please don’t go [Verse 2: Peter Cetera] And if you leave me now You’ll take away the very heart of … 🌽🐛

  2. apropos of nothing word associations: “public-private partnership”, lmao

    “privatized”, lmfao

  3. san deanfrisco twitter funny as hell today, gj everyone, even the freaks and losers, you’ve been funny today too

  4. therapist (I don’t go to therapy but pretending for the bit): “how did you get that hole in your jeans, it’s like, right by the zipper, and not even in a place that you can passably just like, let it go like a thigh or knee”

    me w/ donnie darko frown: doing the dishes I think, idk