A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED HOUSING DISCOU—tap profile, tap “Mute”, tap “Forever”

my version of gifted kid discourse is being invited to some sort of weird self-esteem workshop thing with like one other kid in my grade from my school and one or two other kids from the other schools in the county that at the time I didn’t understand, but in hindsight, lol 😬

every time someone points out that I don’t have voicemail set up on my phone I get a point

picturing the “rainbow” fentanyl marketing executive kicking their feet up and sipping a dry martini (with a twist) at 2pm, opening a news paper, doing a spit-take, punching their secretary’s line on their desk phone and shouting “Get me the fentanyl account Mavis!”

ios16 photo person copy is neat, anyway this is me after carrying junior while he ate a pbj