pizza slow (high quality)
  1. just wanted to let you all know i’ve updated a few policies, watch your asses

  2. lol at mingus’s bass line on this track b/w 2:30 and 3:15, it’s either genius or somebody fucking around in guitar center with a synth pad I would murder him

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CuMgLM558s - especially at 3:05

  3. be me, doing crimes,

    a robot treads in.

    the robot says,

    “WARNING!”

    “THIS PRODUCT CAN EXPOSE YOU TO CHEMICALS INCLUDING ARSENIC, WHICH IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER.”

    the bomb the robot is holding explodes, killing me instantly

  4. A ROBOT

    CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

    THEREFORE A ROBOT MUST NEVER

    RECEIVE QUALIFIED IMMUNITY

  5. Norm!