49 muni driver explaining to another muni driver (passenger) that he learned to drive one of these things “on 9/11 you know? while the planes were flying into the buildings, 9/11? i was learning to drive one of these things for the first time. shoot.”

intrusive thought: ramset vacu vin

looks like a pretty big fire by the safeway on mission?

“Look: this weirdo has monomania.”

Nope! Thanks!

tech execs everyone (even their friends) called an asshole two years ago for completely whiffing the summer of 2020 will now use whatever is going on to tell on themselves (again) when they proudly say “I told you so” as if anyone is enjoying any of this. ghouls.