the toddler has probably picked up shrugging and nodding or shaking his head instead of talking from me, so it serves me right that I almost exclusively get those responses in the middle of the night, in the dark, where I only hear a movement, but not which one

Nuclear war is bad. Very bad. Don’t get me wrong. But

🤨

The old guy who walks past my apartment window around lunch time most days throwing a yo-yo stopped long enough for me to get a closer look, and folks, it’s a Duncan Imperial in either white, cream, or, maybe even glow-in-the-dark (whoa)

Imperials are the highest form of yo-yos.

becoming increasingly more and more immune to propaganda every time i wash this shirt

lots of people seem to always make infomercial counter-example errors when they try to achieve my personal goals, on account of two things: 1) their fundamental attributes 2) their not heeding my advice, or worse, taking other people’s advice.

it won’t do.