pizza slow (high quality)
  1. back on my bullshit at the frame shop

  2. double lol when they do identify exactly one problem, and that problem is that other people are not leading with origin stories and happy abstract thoughts

    smarm!

  3. kinda lol that electeds lead with their origin story and the nice happy abstract thoughts they have instead of what specific problems they’ve identified and what specifically they think can be done about those problems but liberals seem to like things this way so who is to say

  4. people whose only exposure to the u.s. marine corp is the movie Full Metal Jacket: “ok weird, that’s just like in Full Metal Jacket”

  5. if yer quick like a gunslinger you can pluck the anthers of these lil fuckers as they open, before the pollen is loose, and toss em in the compost or what have you and enjoy the lillie without the inevitable mess they otherwise leave