CHEERS

• (assholes, universality of human experience, celebratory)

pad kra prow, wimp hot

getting older? here’s the HiFi before/after equivalent of using so much damned salt salt all the time

for me, a bot would simply have to say “pro-click” for it to pass as whatever “sentient” means

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DIRECT MAIL CATALOG INTO THE SLOT. ITS WOMEN BE VACATIONING AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START EMAILING SOME SHIT LIKE HEY@WHITECOTTONBEACHPANTS.COM ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, WHO DOES NOT LIVE HERE ANYMORE. PLEASE STOP SENDING…