protein-pickeld peterson posted a pathetic pinstriped probation a’ppeal

people think they have large families but my aunt had to use a form letter to mail all of my cousins checks to close out an old college fund account form the 80s, and my dad’s side of the family is even bigger. yes, catholic, no not me 😈

ah, jeeze, the affairs of court. can you believe these aristocrats? it’s like, they are just so out of touch they don’t even realize it?! I’m incredulous! here: look!

“Every new message from a person”

[doing elaborate hard-rake kickflip and heelflip and handle-slide and manual combos to avoid just paying labor more and capital less until the revolution] “Uh, I think the solution here is obvious, we just need to keep inventing more tricks, forever.”