pizza slow (high quality)
  1. his tank is fake of course, and i suppose the no-lid design is for wipes and whatnot, which we would absolutely never leave him alone with stored there. he would use the whole pack just because

  2. junior just upper-decked his tot-pot (#1 only, thankfully) while demanding privacy and not letting anyone in to help after sitting to go, because he thought maybe that’s what tanks in toilets are for

  3. end ground floor FOR LEASE zoning now!

  4. neo shen yun: san francisco before dsa

  5. twisting the job speed knob up and pulling a bunch of the job benefit, comp, and safety faders down while looking back at the workers until they start turning on each other over who is being entitled about any one change like some kinda evil don fagen/walter becker monster