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  1. โ€œNow is not the time to raises our costs.โ€

    Sincerely, respectfully, and with only the best of regards for you personally,

    (๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ) ๐“—๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ (๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ) ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ฟ๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ผ (๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ)

    PS Stop fucking calling us โ€œlandlordsโ€ or weโ€™ll raise your rent again.

  2. Look, if this worked, it would deserve a Nobel Prize, ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ.

  3. my infinite ponzi scheme illustration has lots of people asking about my infinite ponzi scheme

  4. posterโ€™s code, if you use other peopleโ€™s advice to double down on a decision, youโ€™d better apologize

  5. oh, a few of Barbara Wrightโ€™s english version of these are on google books, of course, nice.

    https://books.google.com/books?id=3aPbGd3hkBAC&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false

    pro read, I think about it all the damned time