TAke a look, y’all: http://forms.gle

walking around the office of the company I just acquired setting numerous ACME patent-pending traps, bombs, suspended heavy objects, etc, and then lighting the cigar that came complimentary from the ACME salesman with a strike anywhere match on my boot

barely flavored sparkling water (la croix, etc) is an op

new concept pitch: micro-billionaires

revised and trashed a few posts about how weird people tend to maximally scope “community” for weird reasons (their own and those of others) with weird effects but I think i’ll just mute the word, recommend doing so to the Mute community, and move on w/ my life