pizza slow (high quality)
  1. tech execs everyone (even their friends) called an asshole two years ago for completely whiffing the summer of 2020 will now use whatever is going on to tell on themselves (again) when they proudly say “I told you so” as if anyone is enjoying any of this. ghouls.

  2. it’s really annoying how dumb our antagonists are

  3. cab calloway: Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)

    Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho (ho-ho-ho-ho-ho)

    Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)

    Hey-ey-ey (hey-ey-ey)

    me: lol

  4. marxists do it with chiasmus

  5. hey, glowfari called, they’ve got that statue of you all set up on the other side of the giant shark tunnel

    multicolor lit statue at the oakland zoo holiday event of a Dodo bird