pizza slow (high quality)
  1. adding a feature to all enterprise comms that injects random insults to the person reading the archives and showing them whenever the logged in user isn’t the user the comms were to or from

    this feels like the kind of thing the Graber would point out has been done by cultures around the world immediately after and ever since writing was invented

  2. “huh, groups should probably add ‘chuds bought our communication archives’ to our threat model”

    vs.

    “I would simply never ever post a thing that is not honorable (even out of context) and we should just train everyone from birth to live this way always and forever”

  3. za!

    quarter sheet of pepperoni sicillian pizza with a 4x6" bubble in the middle

    e c u huge bubble

    sa pwn emote smilie face with one huge eye

  4. pizza dough outgrew its refracted mirror image self overnight, wish i could do that

    photo of a softball sized pizza dough ball in a steel bowl under plastic wrap, reflected off of the bottom and sides of the bowl to appear much larger

    pizza dough 12 hours later having more than doubled in size, filling the entire bowl beyond where the previous refracted reflection of itself

  5. turned off my cross-poster, which I think I used respectably and not for much nonsense, because I don’t really want to post there anymore

    oh well.