I like to think there’s a dog butt sticking outta the antipodes of 45th and Sloat Ave, in the Pacific, tail wagging. http://t.co/KfAXlUQLKY
posts from 2014 / 08
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A happy stout in front of a sleeping clarkleywine. on Flickr.
August 31st, 2014 11:57am
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A happy stout in front of a sleeping clarkleywine. https://t.co/ict05nI4qN
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August 31st, 2014 10:32am
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I’m the operator
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He’s a GRILLMASTER
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Systems built to record and produce everything a human does should be built to record and produce everything the system’s users do.
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In Area 51, the United States government has alien muffler technology that works on even the most primitive human motorcycles.
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The most un-thing possible is to keep bringing up thing. Only Smurfs do that.
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I found a station somewhere in my Sonos called Chill. It plays chill music. Every few tunes, a bumper whispers “IT’S TIME TO CHILL.”
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August 26th, 2014 6:28pm
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August 26th, 2014 6:24pm
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So that is why our security product that records everything everyone does doesn’t record what the analysts do with the product. Make sense?
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You see, if The Great Scribe had to write down that he was writing down everything that happened, we’d have a recursion problem.
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RT @Pinboard: This is basically how I feel speaking at tech conferences. Except, 1000 times less funky: http://t.co/L6n3ITJ52v
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A thing I keep noticing is lamentations about how people specialize in ways that are consistent but not convenient to capital.
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“Racked” the smoked porter to a keg tonight. In hindsight, “Two extra pounds of 2-row? Put it on the pizza!” was really dumb. It’s too pale.
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RT @LobsterNews: Jacob Appelbaum - People Think They’re Exempt From NSA (2014) [1:03:57]
https://t.co/n8nuIlcBFk
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The truffle-man, utterly defeated by capital, offered the Redbull to bystanders. With no takers, he shrugged and placed it on empty ground.
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Dolores Park: Redbull reps gave a man selling vegan gluten+sugar+weed-free truffles a can of Redbull. They didn’t have sugar-free Redbull.
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Just got an email from griz@sanfranciscobrewcraft.com.
Spooky.
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August 22nd, 2014 5:53pm
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Caravaggio’s Narcissus, but in a stupid black NO I WILL NOT FIX YOUR COMPUTER t-shirt, forever gazing into a pool of their own exploits.
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RT @yoz: Living the INEPTICON future: giant faceless corporations track my dreams, my every move, and yet somehow guess my sexuality wrong
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YAY
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If there’s a sticky sweet explosion in the mission tonight please rm my NAS and have somafm play those sick death metal Weezer covers.
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These bottles of ginger ale were the exact same size when fermentation started Sunday. on Flickr.
August 21st, 2014 8:13pm
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These bottles of ginger ale were the exact same size when fermentation started Sunday. https://t.co/VswGqk9GDV
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Try on each of these Village People outfits, and this clown costume. What? I’m the Chief Costume Operations Officer, that’s why!
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These bottles of ginger ale were the exact same size when fermentation started Sunday.
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RT @crdavies: I’m hiring for the #security team at @atlassian - Who’s up for the challenge! #infosecjobs http://t.co/3zZLiTSmvI
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For the wall?
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RT @Pinboard: Delete all you want; I’m an archivist! http://t.co/PZHD0WrTRE
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Evernote checks for update over unencrypted HTTP, and the update packages are also downloaded over HTTP. But it’s signed code, right? What could go wrong?
It’s trivially easy to perform a man-in-the-middle attack to prevent future updates from ever being received, or to redirect the user to unsigned or malicious code, that may or may not run.
There is a DSA signature on the file at the update URL, and there’s signatures on the files and a certificate OU deep within the app contents… but that all assumes the user can get to the update, and download it securely.
Good news for persistent threats, bad news for the millions of Evernote users who want to get critical security updates.
This looks easy enough to fix.
(Submitted by Phillip Knoll)
August 19th, 2014 8:38am
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RT @richtener: Evernote enables DMARC to fight email spam: http://t.co/hKcfAqh7Bf #dmarc #security
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Medical Engineer
Requirements
• Cardiology of Humans, cats, & robots
• HIPPA, SOX, DNA
• Able to code
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Comment section reserved for Danny Marquardt to give me dat ginger ale recipe. Because I am too lazy to install another dumb IM app.
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~ brew install smoked porter https://t.co/851860sbiA
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The new pump works!
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~ brew install smoked porter
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RT @webster: Alright, it’s a Tumblr! Submit! http://t.co/bgEiCHliTD #httpshaming cc: @ioerror @locks
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August 15th, 2014 10:34pm
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Always be procrustean shaming.
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[mutes phone] [unmutes phone again] Sorry everyone that was me, I like to use sirens to freak out my dogs but my kids hate it [mutes phone]
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[i furrow my brow] yeah this table of data in this email is way too intense. make it a link, to like, a dashboard of stoplights or something
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August 13th, 2014 8:40pm
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@coaxmetal unironically: Blowfish Sushi at Bryant and 20th.
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He’s a Bro
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August 12th, 2014 6:48pm
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ζῷον δίπουν ἄπτερον
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“Featherless biped”
- Plato’s famous definition of a human. In response, Diogenese of Sinope brought a plucked chicken to Plato’s Academy, saying:οὗτός ἐστιν ὁ Πλάτωνος ἄνθρωπος
“Here is the Platonic man!”(via ancientpeoples)
August 12th, 2014 6:41pm
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When this happened two weeks ago I didn’t catch that it wasn’t just a white flag, but a white flag stitched like the stars and stripes, maybe even a bleached standard flag.
Excellent.
August 10th, 2014 10:25am
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RT @PaulsBoutiqueVC: Paul’s Boutique — A Visual Companion (VIDEO). http://t.co/l90cCtPoPK via @egotripland
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RT @jeffnoon: Pixel Count, as issued today by the Met Office:
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August 8th, 2014 5:58pm
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August 8th, 2014 5:54pm
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RT @johnmdav: Reading an old Philip K. Dick interview, and this might be one of my favorite literary quotes ever: http://t.co/plANzsEUmm
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RT @plibin: The world does not have enough UI controls labeled “destroy”.
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echo -n $”NO ONE CAN BE TOLD what the dollar signs in the nessusd init script’s start() and stop() echos are for.”
NO ONE.
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I prefer the term “corporate cant”. There is too much doublespeak in it to classify as a proper jargon.
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For as low as $120 I will tell you the world is a scary place and that Alex Holden has selected a shameful business model.
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Richard Waller, Table of Physiological Colors Both Mixt and Simple, 1686.
August 6th, 2014 7:53pm
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The Writers Didn’t Show Up
George, Elaine, Kramer, and Jerry sit around a table at Monk’s Cafe. Elaine drums her fingers while sighing exasperatedly. Kramer checks his watch for a third time. Jerry slumps forward, falling asleep for a microsecond. George’s face grows red.
Finally, it is too much for Costanza to take. “So what the hell are we supposed to be doin’ today, for cryin’ out loud!”
August 6th, 2014 7:48pm
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I’m told there are human beings that when told about photoDNA have privacy grievances? Are we SURE they’re human?
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RT @GammaGroupPR: Here at Gamma International, we’ve run out of governments to sell to, so we’re opening up sales to the general public!
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A lot of threat intelligence has the contextual value of whispering the time to someone that isn’t a buddy and didn’t ask if you had it.
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RT @borderlands_sf: “What do we want?”
“Time Travel!”
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Rad, @AmosGoldbaum is a real person and his shirts I see everyone wearing aren’t the unlicensed merch I had stupidly assumed they were.
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RT @quinnnorton: My talk from Hope on small adversaries: http://t.co/ouhZziX5Ot w/ Voldemort, My Little Pony, Oprah/Bees, & a fucking impor…
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Oh I’ll add “neat” because it was neat [types near and can’t read it after staring at the sun reflecting off a cloud a.k.a the rainbow]
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A near little blinding ball of a rainbow over Sutro. https://t.co/1fQXuNeUyP
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August 1st, 2014 2:20pm
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You don’t get to blow the whistle though. There are rules.
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If you are emphatic enough with the conductor about how sure you are that you swiped your Clipper card they have to let you drive the train.
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@grahamvsworld I pick you!
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RT @cowclicker: Remember that time you clicked on pictures of a cow?
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A near little blinding ball of a rainbow over Sutro.
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Welp, the city made all the tech companies change where their shuttle stops are. Evernote now has one pretty much right in front of my apartment at the 33 stop.
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A software update for Microsoft Office added Microsoft Lync to my dock. Cool shitty trick, Microsoft.
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RT @aka_fatman: Mayor McCheese: JESUS CHRIST, Ronald! You shot him! He was just taking hamburgers.
Ronald McDonald: He won’t no more.
Gri…
