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posts from 2014 / 01

  1. RT @VeryShortStory: Bill waited on the school steps for his mom to pick him up. She never came, wanting him to be more independent now that…

  2. OH: Do they make sting proof bee costumes?

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    Blink on Flickr.

    January 31st, 2014 9:14am

  4. I need a show buddy to go see Queens of the Stone Age with me in April. Anyone wanna go?

  5. @bbaskin I just ran a sample through Noriben and identified some activity I’d missed doing the same work manually. Awesome!

  6. The Shard Fairy visits good little elasticsearch clusters when they unassign a shard tells ‘em to just rm -fr *. The Shard Fairy is a jerk.

  7. It is criminal that “At the Mountains of Madness” isn’t already a del Toro feature today. Criminal. We’re all guilty.

  8. I am irl mad rn that my irc client just rendered D: as an emote when it is clearly upside down and I am clearly in the northern hemisphere.

  9. RT @vurtyou: “I’m so glad I married you. You’re the laundromat to my mafia.” – @grantstavely

  10. Another common unvulnerability notification exported template I xeroxed.

  11. RT @grahamvsworld: @treyford now that you’re a big impt community person we gotta talk about this ‘quoting twoots to manual retwoot them’ t…

  12. THIS MEETING OF G.R.O.S.S. (GET RID OF SLIMY GIRLS) WILL COME TO ORDER.

  13. RT @grahamvsworld: 100 Security people, at a glance, only 2 are women. This sub-industry has even further to go than most of tech.

  14. ☎︎ GAME

    http://t.co/bTm5I0A8sjhttp://t.co/F6Phk46t3e

    “Miller Fortune is brewed with Cascade hops to give it its bourbon-like flavor.”

  15. Obnoxious check-in alert.

  16. The Crowd Favorite

    January 27th, 2014 9:42pm

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    nevver:

    Vandalog

    January 27th, 2014 9:33pm

  18. If you aren’t doing it like this: guesture, you aren’t doing it. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Wink wink. Say no more.

  19. January 25th, 2014 12:12pm

  20. RT @Dymaxion: .@bodskibod Rational agents are a pernicious myth.

  21. Ticketmaster does not want me to see Bryan Ferry play Oakland in April.

    http://t.co/tBKQh7iv4E

  22. pedants
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    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    https://t.co/GNsxOBbq5Z

    ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ

  23. January 25th, 2014 9:49am

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    merlin:

    ARB

    January 24th, 2014 5:35pm

  25. My new electronic temperature controller uses internal jumpers to control some settings. Neato. http://t.co/R7Sv6Xztom

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    mdhsphotographs:

    Shot Tower (Phoenix Shot, Merchants’ Shot Tower, Baltimore Shot Tower)
    Southeast corner of Fayette Street and Front Street, Baltimore, Maryland
    1924
    Unidentified photographer
    4x5 inch glass negative
    Baltimore City Life Museum Collection
    Maryland Historical Society
    MC8232A, MC8232B

    The Shot Tower was a lead shot manufacturing facility that operated from 1828 to 1892. From the National Park Service site: “Molten lead was dropped from a platform at the top of the tower through a sieve-like device and into a vat of cold water.” Once operated under the Baltimore City Life Museums, the Shot Tower is now administered by Carroll Museums, Inc. Read more about it on their site.

    Location on Google Maps Street View: 

    View Larger Map

    I drove down this part of Fayette past the shot tower as part of my commute from 2005-2008 from Canton. Almost 150 years earlier, In 1858, a great-great-great-grandfather (Dominic Oriani (1822-1873) -> Louis Oriani (1858-1936) -> Frank Oriani (1899-?) -> My grandfather ? -> my mother (not sayin’)) of mine, Dominic Oriani, lived at 26 East Street, there in Baltimore, about half a block from where this photo was taken, somewhere in between.

    January 22nd, 2014 9:35pm

  27. OH: If you can’t buy your B&E tools at KMart you’re trying too hard.

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    January 20th, 2014 7:47pm

  29. Yesterday’s Sleigh’r (sleigh’ring \m/): http://t.co/YtKNZVnysa

    Today’s Pliny the Elder, w/ a hop cap on the mash: http://t.co/We5prqFTZ5

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    My Ninkasi Sleigh’r clone blew up! Gnarly! Hacked on a blow off with wort spewing everywhere.

    January 20th, 2014 12:54pm

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    fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

    When Marty is being judged at the band auditions at the beginning, the judge who stands up to say he is “just too darn loud” is Huey Lewis, whose songs, “The Power of Love” and “Back in Time” are featured on the movie’s soundtrack, and also wrote Marty’s audition song (which is a re-orchestrated version of “The Power of Love.”)

    Back to the Future Part I (1985)

    January 19th, 2014 2:16pm

  32. Brewing a @NinkasiBrewing Sleigh’r Dark Double Alt recipe today so’s I’ll have time to help @toddstraceski brew a Pliny the Elder tomorrow.

  33. RT @ibogost: Here’s a claim. Here’s an anecdote. Here’s a random thing I just thought of. Here’s the claim universalized. Here’s an arbitra…

  34. I have constructed an elaborate @shmoocon 2014 simulator in San Francisco: http://t.co/eOp5ImI8AR http://t.co/slYT2sPgQ9

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    View my 2 latest photos on Flickr: http://flic.kr/u/2mJ1Jd/aHsjQREgSv

    January 18th, 2014 9:06am

  36. The @PizzaHacker’s new place in Bernal Heights is my new favorite pizza place in the city. 3299 Mission, right at a 14/49 MUNI. 🍕

  37. RT @shmoocon: The talks are streamed! Details here: http://t.co/sJBpv3O10Y Today is One Track Mind. The other tracks start Saturday.

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    January 16th, 2014 8:10pm

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    thetenssf:

    James Franco in Front of the Armory on My TV in a Fairly Terrible Movie

    January 15th, 2014 8:48pm

  40. @grahamvsworld WE COME IN PEACE. TAKE ME TO YOUR THOUGHT LEADER. WE COME IN PEACE. TAKE ME TO YOUR THOUGHT LEADER. http://t.co/ebZZX4PH2M

  41. Startup Vitamins

    Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking mug I ever saw. What, when you buy a mug like this I bet they throw your change in it, huh?
    [looks at Judge Smails, who’s carrying the same mug]
    Al Czervik: Oh, it suits you though.

    January 15th, 2014 8:15am

  42. Do people that motivational pith works on not know that to the rest of us they read like Judge Smails’s dorky hat in Caddyshack?

  43. The 6/13 gnarleywine keg that I promised myself, this year, I’d bottle: gone in three weeks.

    Now on tap: two similar pale ales.

    ~awkward~

  44. @alexeirrm did you win the rib eye steak from a man wearing a cape?

  45. @grahamvsworld @dijkstracula @sorenmacbeth Dudley Do-Right Theme

    DD: “Stop, @grahamvsworld, in the name of the law.”

  46. @DarthNull it is a shame when least-listened becomes never. I find having gone digital helps some of the weaker stuff from getting buried.

  47. @DarthNull same! I’d been putting off hanging that one until I could get it under proper glass, now I might as well.

  48. @grantstavely blocked and unfollowed.

  49. @grantstavely If it’d been Obscured by Clouds from The Great Gig in the Sky, Interstellar Overdrive, Time would’ve left it Any Colour You Li

  50. 3 years of Fat Old Sun exposure vs this Dark Side of the Moon poster that survived 40 folded the record sleeve: https://t.co/YC2p5WrqDx

  51. When you organize you books by spine color, UV damage causes outliers. http://t.co/PSgMkhvJbF

  52. RT @halvarflake: Part one of a two-part blog post on intelligence reform: http://t.co/BxYCdybWm8

  53. RIP Yoville.

  54. @dijkstracula @grahamvsworld

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    legoalbums:

    Led Zeppelin - II

    January 10th, 2014 10:12am

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    January 10th, 2014 9:58am

  57. RT @animal_drums_: Not gonna bother keeping up with milk anymore. Every time I go to the store theres a new date on the jug and its the sam…

  58. RT @scarybeasts: Why are we so negative as a community? Yahoo Mail defaulting to SSL is huge, positive news but we whine about a cipher?

  59. A Big Lebowski scene I think of every time I get a proof of concept video with no text equivalent

    We hear the doorbell.
    THE DOOR
    It swings open to reveal a short, hairy, muscular but balding middle-aged man in a black T-shirt and black cut-off jeans.
    DUDE: Hiya Allan.
    ALLAN: Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I’m Performing my proof of concept–you know, my vulnerability–at Crane Jackson’s Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I’d love it if you came and gave me notes.
    The Dude takes a swig of his kalhua.
    DUDE: Sure Allan, I’ll be there.
    ALLAN: Dude, uh, tomorrow is already the tenth.
    DUDE: Yeah, yeah I know. Okay.
    ALLAN: Just, uh, just slip the rent under my door.
    DUDE: Yeah, okay.

    January 9th, 2014 10:47am

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    nevver:

    Nightpix

    January 8th, 2014 10:42pm

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    January 8th, 2014 10:41pm

  62. @textfiles well, actually, it’s because, fgwyhq2uevegnovqkmdij 80shnuoijoxciv9su8hper,awijsdxkxhumibxaiokheowimaxjszcxc kcj2jow[,xiwkudlkjq[

  63. @grantstavely rm -f /etc/alternatives/editor; ln -s /usr/bin/vim /etc/alternatives/editor grandpa, jeeze.

  64. Angel on distro’s shoulder: “Use $EDITOR, be a good distro.”
    Devil on other shoulder: “nano!”

    I renounce Satan, and all his works.

  65. @grahamvsworld OPSEC is a trump card.

  66. You gotta disable demo mode on the n(s)anites before ya give ‘em out, the danged thing’ll carve THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA on everything

  67. RT @tqbf: This is so great: http://t.co/9VtwF2jJxE

  68. @grahamvsworld “We talked to volcano-advocate, Iggy St. Helens, who says all this fuss is silly.” man in Hawaiian shirt stares into camera

  69. CA Prop 99, The People’s Initiative to Limit Bullshit: Section 1. The maximum amount of tax on statements beginning “We’re excited to annou—

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    January 4th, 2014 1:44pm

  71. An open letter to @grahamvsworld,

    I am sorry if you were offended by that article I linked you to. Mistakes were made. I’m a good person.

  72. @grantstavely It’s “italianate” btw, not italianette. Techie.

  73. RT @ibogost: ICYMI this week @alexismadrigal’s story on reverse engineering Netflix genres, cherry-topped with my genre generator http://t.…

  74. @smittyhalibut @richtener big-room drum sound, great chorus, swap the slide guitar for two turntables, mood, idk. Mostly drums though.

  75. @alexeirrm @grahamvsworld the joy of home brewing, in a gif.

  76. Sabotage is the When the Levee Breaks of the 90s.

  77. Put all the builders in uber Deloreans destined for 1906 on a mission to double the density of every Victorian, Edwardian, and Italianette.

  78. An excellent review by Michael Greenberg, from the future, about a book you can’t buy yet, about Borges, of course: http://t.co/lMSaGTExDn

  79. @grahamvsworld l’esprit de l’escalier, use rn instead of nn to play on the ‘kern’ and quip “Responsible Kerming is Dead”. That is the joke.

  80. @grahamvsworld man, good monospace fonts really do a hatchet job on the letter ‘m’. Kerning is Dead. Ligatures is Dead. ‘nn’ is Dead.

  81. “Tomorrow, tomorrow, I’ll go to the king’s house, nobody knows my telephone number, it’s ~every telephone number~.”

    https://t.co/uGPbk0cDE5

  82. Finding Friends with Phone Numbers

    January 1st, 2014 2:40pm

  83. RT @reyjrar: Glenn Greenwald on BBC’s HardTalk, very good, especially calling out the host for screaming at him: https://t.co/DBswBKr1Cf

  84. First MUNI of 2014: 1 mile on the 33 from Upper Market to the Mission, at great speed, only couple on the bus, doors closed, no stops. Whrr!

  85. @bbaskin scroll down, does it mention code 431.332.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton?