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posts from 2014 / 05 / 29

  1. Whoa @gnachman, I just accidentally typed / while holding command down in a iTerm window when I meant to type ? and it blew my mind.

  2. @coaxmetal Eh. http://t.co/A6ujXR9e8o

  3. OK, I’m giving the new Eno • Hyde record another spin and the synths sound like the Princess Bride theme in “Sonic the Hedgehog II”’s world.

  4. deathbycas:

    dingle-dangle:

    A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father

    “Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this”

    “Dad, you don’t mean-”

    “Yes son, I do” *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*

    “Dad… I’m honoured…”, he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

    “Hi honoured”, replies his father. “I’m dad”.

    May 28th, 2014 9:12pm

  5. mirrored image from https://66.media.tumblr.com/5f2e3ae061cf6550b14b349b2441de2a/tumblr_n6aqkuzZ0o1qewacoo1_500.jpg without alt text, sorry

    Not what I pictured Zalgo looking like, but I guess he’s here after all.

    May 28th, 2014 9:07pm

  6. EMOJEN . . . Senfield Emoji

    May 28th, 2014 6:05pm

  7. RT @Seinfeld2000: Imagen if Sienfeld was emoji? (by @Seinfeld2000 and @kmccauley)

    http://t.co/YyrXBu163h http://t.co/WUZmY3H1Bf