posts from 2014 / 08 / 15

1. Always be procrustean shaming.

2. [mutes phone] [unmutes phone again] Sorry everyone that was me, I like to use sirens to freak out my dogs but my kids hate it [mutes phone]

3. [i furrow my brow] yeah this table of data in this email is way too intense. make it a link, to like, a dashboard of stoplights or something