posts from 2014 / 12 / 19

1. AND NOW FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE

   Super fluffy toilet paper is dumb and bad.

   WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE 2014 CYBER-SPECULATION SHOWDOWN

2. Attn. brands, I am hot w/ the white male 18-35 demo, plz contact my agent for endorsements.

3. Damnit, this perfectly goodish enough for holiday pulp space opera series’s given the hokey new priest character a lead in the third book.