May 31st, 2014 12:44pm
posts from 2014 / 05
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@reyjrar spay and neuter your bikes!
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RT @evgenymorozov: But what does Piketty’s flawed data tell us about Benghazi?
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Whoa @gnachman, I just accidentally typed / while holding command down in a iTerm window when I meant to type ? and it blew my mind.
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@coaxmetal Eh. http://t.co/A6ujXR9e8o
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OK, I’m giving the new Eno • Hyde record another spin and the synths sound like the Princess Bride theme in “Sonic the Hedgehog II”’s world.
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A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
“Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this”
“Dad, you don’t mean-”
“Yes son, I do” *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
“Dad… I’m honoured…”, he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
“Hi honoured”, replies his father. “I’m dad”.
May 28th, 2014 9:12pm
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Not what I pictured Zalgo looking like, but I guess he’s here after all.
May 28th, 2014 9:07pm
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May 28th, 2014 6:05pm
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RT @Seinfeld2000: Imagen if Sienfeld was emoji? (by @Seinfeld2000 and @kmccauley)
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If those responsible for what is up with truecrypt see enough tweets asking what is up with truecrypt, they have to answer. It’s the law.
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RT @beerandnosh: Hey Beer Industry: feel free to take note of the (much needed) sexism & misogyny self-examination happening in the tech wo…
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I think I broke my trackpad clicking on this.
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One gallon of krausen 24 hours into a double-pitched imperial stout: to blow-off or not to blow-off? on Flickr.
May 27th, 2014 8:57pm
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One gallon of krausen 24 hours into a double-pitched imperial stout: to blow-off or not to blow-off? https://t.co/3nFKeFoORc
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A necromancer on an Inbox quest may cast an “Any luck?” reply against any e-mail thread that has been dead for 7 or more days.
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One gallon of krausen 24 hours into a double-pitched imperial stout: to blow-off or not to blow-off?
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“System Preferences > Trackpad > More Gestures > Swipe between pages” should never have defaulted to the same fingers as scroll, zoom, etc.
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Borges, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen! http://t.co/I3KNAcjRHZ
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TRIVIA: Morrissey had his own homunculus sing backup on The Smiths’s Bigmouth Strikes Again. Then the damned thing escaped. Reward offered.
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Jack London State Park, summit view.
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STOP TESTING MAYONNAISE ON HUMANS!
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@grahamvsworld which classes is the ones you are teaching?
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ICYMI (17 years ago): http://t.co/lo3esDCJ03
lol.
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May 23rd, 2014 10:36am
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Found a 13GB drive at Dad’s over the weekend containing my only copy of my http://t.co/vE4IsoALoB site… https://t.co/yf5Y3Vsw0R
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Found a 13GB drive at Dad’s over the weekend containing my only copy of my geocities.com/TimesSquare/6164/ site. Eek.
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what
It’s a turkey
in america it is a holiday tradition to eat this
May 20th, 2014 8:09pm
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My Damon Runyon impersonation is a trash fire more than somewhat.
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So the everloving wife up and finds a problem the handheld Fruit Computer has with iOS emojis. http://t.co/UV5ayTw0mM
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@grahamvsworld “Helpdesk, this is @grantstavely, how can I help you?”
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@grahamvsworld https://t.co/t9FNyvjkeV
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RT @frontlinepbs: Bill Binney’s full FRONTLINE Interview: http://t.co/bJeUT9drpi #USofSecrets http://t.co/1Cggrqa45f
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May 17th, 2014 8:26am
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RT @MrStevenMoore: Cow Heel shoes. Used by Moonshiners to cover track during prohibition. Also used to frame cows for murder? http://t.co/g…
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Laptop stickers for disambiguation, googly eyes for personality. https://t.co/tRHCCcsuan
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@wanderingarch Neato. but solves a problem I don’t have with two problems I don’t have. I don’t think bike thieves use picks much. v0v
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Dealing with clock skew and calendars and time zones as an intelligence analyst is super annoying, especially with years of data.
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I’m not surprised we’ve resisted the metric system since 9/11 but I am surprised that secret police hasn’t moved us off DST and over to GMT.
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“… richly deserves the mockery of inverted double commas.”
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RT @scottsimpson: “Wait, why am I in hell?”
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RT @ibogost: “Click on me!” a thousand million people screamed into the void that devoured them.
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May 13th, 2014 7:41pm
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Paris Review - The Art of Screenwriting No. 4, Matthew Weiner
May 13th, 2014 6:18pm
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RT @evgenymorozov: Is there a problem that smart socks can’t solve?
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RT @Dymaxion: “Not all states”
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Weekend Achievement: “Good afternoon ladies!”
– part of growing my hair out I always forget
(R.I.P Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg)
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Brooklyn Brewery’s Garrett Oliver Wins James Beard Award - thefullpint.com
May 12th, 2014 10:00pm
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Also, Jimmy Page finally finished college (again) yesterday, so, you know, get the Led out.
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“iTunes Media folder location” located on a network volume AND “Keep iTunes Media folder organized” checked?
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@burritojustice @LisaMcIntire @zseward
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Also I finally finished Wilson’s Schrödinger’s Cat trilogy over the weekend, so I know that Flossing Is The Answer.
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I don’t understand who the audience of most information security advice is. “Practice click hygiene” is a “Flossing is the solution” troll.
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RT @rentenema: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! #rentnema
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RT @grahamvsworld: The IT guys who stock the supplies machine at work are straight up trolling. http://t.co/Ip2BX4rB5Y
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Pretension is a flat circle.
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RT @grahamvsworld: Consider the environment http://t.co/bCftylbF2l
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Jira at its Space Ballsiest:
Created: Just now
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@chadweinman @grahamvsworld we are hosting an OWASP event tonight, stop by for a beer!
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RT @_mwc: OWASP Bay Area Chapter meeting Thurs - Redwood City @evernote - 2 Talks, drinks, food!
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When Nihilists Phish
xxd Agreemnet-23069143.pdf | cut -d’:’ -f 2 | uniq -c
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Your Machine of Death Card of The Day
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Another Day at the Beach. 36 x 36 Inches / 91cm x 91cm. Acrylic on Canvas. 2014 ( Sold )
May 8th, 2014 7:19am
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Sharing economy ad reads like glammed up Cutco knives ads, minus the product.
“Make $20 an hour doing whatever, we’ll extract extract 5%!”
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I just learned that the beekeeping term for an AWOL bee population is “absconding”. Naughty.
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RT @silascutler: The best resolved host I have see today: http://t.co/jevuUkSXJ5
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May 5th, 2014 7:50pm
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FWTB, DLTR, DBNR
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@grahamvsworld @doeg Yep, @vurtyou and I have done about half of these: http://t.co/dQHXd61BrE. Bakalinksy seems to be city canon.
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Fresh to d(IIPA)eath! https://t.co/y7Qql8liwc
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@mckt_ I’ve done that. I highly recommend all of them. Percy’s last tour was excellent.
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RT @xor: #munkdebate is pretty good but I’m a bit disappointed there aren’t more #brands engaging right now
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Elasticsearch: “Good Morning! Great to see everyone! BRB”
“K, back. Oh nm, BRB.”
“K, bac–shit, nm br–”
NO CARRIER
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who ever is screaming at me to alias telnet to nc show yourself i will never alias telnet to nc etc
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irl at this http://t.co/JuJviGLHhR bleeding heart thing someone at gfi raytraced, just wow.
“gloOp!”
“Splrgk.”
“gloOp!”
“Splrgk!”
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Mark Liberman investigates “trahison des nerds”, an excellent name for the “SSL added and removed here ˙ ͜ʟ˙” meme:
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William Hogarth, The World’s End (Finis), 1764.
I am a sucker for path-following faux-press type in painting from this era.
May 1st, 2014 10:18pm
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TCP/IP is for connecting with brands.
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RT @stevesilberman: Al Feldstein, who warped the best minds of a generation with MAD magazine, RIP. http://t.co/XjbFs7tmex http://t.co/Xhdl…
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In this the year of horsey books. No! at whores E bucks! God damnit!
Best regards, @grantstavely
DBNR
