Bob, would you say that’s a vast array or a wide array?
Oh, I’d say it’s a wide array, Jim.
And the findings? Are they key?
Very key.
Bob, would you say that’s a vast array or a wide array?
Oh, I’d say it’s a wide array, Jim.
And the findings? Are they key?
Very key.
Four years, I’ve brewed a barleywine in summer to open at a New Years party somewhere.
Ima call this one “Dick Clarkleywine”, in memoriam.
RT @Pinboard: Productivity tip: add [EOM] to the subject line of your emails. While the recipient goes to Google what ‘EOM’ means, you can …

buzz:
Diane Lane photographed by Andy Warhol, 1984.
This is obviously a reference to the San Fernando Valley, not California’s other metonymous valley, but man do I want one of these shirts.
July 30th, 2014 7:43pm
An unusual number of people I know are in Ocean City, MD this week and I didn’t get a single invite!
wheezy, apache2, mod_wsgi, python 2.7, and graphite-web in a virtualenv.
Impossible? I believe so, Bob.
RT @boring_as_heck: DEALER: You looking to buy any thinkpieces? I got that good Salon shit.
ME: Got anything on the Kim Kardashian game?
DE…
He’s a GAMER
@alexhutton I know, I know. =]
@alexhutton I’ve seen an exec require that of managers late to a meeting. It was… gross and embarrassing. The only late hacker: “What? No.”
RT @animaldrumss: [guy next to me takes out popcorn he snuck in] You want some?
me: Yeah, pour it in here [pulls out bag marked 'Evidence f…
★☆☆☆☆
The_Selfish_Brand, by Dick Dawkins
@coaxmetal @vogon mayonnaise testing on humans should be outlawed internationally because it is cruel and also hella gross.
RT @cory_foy: Just in case it goes away - probably one of the best Twitter exchanges ever http://t.co/Vl1tdlsQjP
Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
@vogon I wonder if there’re events or corporate giving officers requiring “volunteers (sic) be payed minimum wage or better, in $ not swag”.
Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 1Xtra Sun 12 May 2013 21:00
Roland’s genre-defining trio of sound boxes the TR-808, TR-909 and TB-303 are now the subject of a documentary thanks to BBC Radio 1.
Arguably as important to the evolution of dance music as designer drugs and poor fashion choices, these humble toys formed the backbone of rap in the 80s (and now again in 2013) and were irrefutably integral to the development of techno and house, with the acid house subgenre being entirely based around the sound of the TB-303′s characteristic squelch.
Radio 1′s Kutski documents the history of the three boxes, and attempts to track down the people responsible for creating them to find out if they had any idea that they would end up being used (and abused) as they were. In discussing the technology, he enlists some of dance and rap’s most important figures to comment on how Roland’s drum machines and synths influenced their sound. Golden age rap producer DJ Premier talks about using the 808, and thankfully the BBC have roped in Richie Hawtin, who was famously able to squeeze every last drop of life out of all three instruments while he was operating under his Plastikman guise.
July 28th, 2014 8:19am
RT @konklone: I did it everyone, a perfect 100% A+ SSL rating for my website, I only had to completely block most of the Internet http://t.…
RT @NeinQuarterly: A hermeneutic circle walks into a bar. Orders a round. Charged for two. Leaves none the wiser.
Untitled https://t.co/tglVSPYAmp
Untitled https://t.co/l7IN90WEtw
Has San Francisco’s Kite Hill ever been to César Chávez Park? http://t.co/qXTUArpHfH
RT @easyDNS: DON’T USE NSLOOKUP. EVER. THAT IS ALL.
Vault doors at the old San Francisco U.S. Mint. https://t.co/QH03ViHDz3
Vault doors at the old San Francisco U.S. Mint.

July 23rd, 2014 8:48pm

Little Richard being completely serious (x)
in 2014 they are still trying to give all the credit to fucking elvis.
July 23rd, 2014 7:36pm
The sleeves look like they’re way too long on this silly black t-shirt but I’d still buy it. (http://t.co/87M5fCoUmm) http://t.co/AnCzoBIwJK
Commute to Evernote
Commute to Evernote
@4Dgifts eh, the term is out of the genie bottle at this point isn’t it? Every time I see it griefed it’s close reading of a generous text.
@4Dgifts their intent is positive, is the problem really their jargon?
RT @ssoper: Star Trek + Lil Jon + GIF stabilization = oddly mesmerizing mashup http://t.co/zPlbnmzyuE “Turn Down for Spock”
Fortune 50 Devouring Its Acquisition – Francisco Goya
RT @benjammingh: Video is up for ‘Handmade Security At Etsy’ from #DevOpsDays MSP. https://t.co/RiqPervYls Play along at home with https://…
RT @reyjrar: Interested in doing Security Incident Management and willing to relocate to Amsterdam? DM me!
Morozov: …infrastructure needed to abet this …should be free to use, hard to track, and open to new, subversive uses: http://t.co/LBOOwi46oe
@twindigo no don’t!
RT @Shotwellsbar: Click warfare rages unchecked in the Mission tonight http://t.co/IUsnX00mQ0
RT @grahamvsworld: Is there anything more nonstop migraine-inducing, exasperated-sighing, eye-rolling than non-pragmatist security people?
SOME OF THE COURSES ARE POISONOUS. LOL.
FOOD ALLERGIES? HAHA FUCK YOU.
COME TO MY NEW RESTAURANT IN THE FUCKING DESERT, ONLY OPEN IN AUGUST.
THE ENTREE IS BETWEEN 23 COURSES IN 3 TRACKS. DESSERT: TOMORROW.
To stow rack keyboard and monitor, insert fingers into the tiny bear traps on either side of the tray and depress the tiny levers in them.
RT @securityhobo: My deployment of DNSSEC for BIND involves a pair of zip strips and a restraining order against @dakami
RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/pWm0zEK7Ih
No one can be told what a level-up is, but the fact that you got one is because this is a meritocracy.
Someone described a flat white as “just some coffee with a lot of milk in it” so I made ‘em a short americano topped with whole milk.
Oops.
Cool cool cool.
Comcast Business mined @charmsec’s .org tld administrative contact for dead-tree business marketing. So honored. #blessed
Connecting with literal brands: HISSSSSSSS
An Infosec Trope
A: anyone heard of $vendor?
B: no?
B looks
B: creepy
A: yeah, A service no one would ever want done to themselves
B: gross
The Catcher in the Rye gets better every year, but don’t identify with Holden so much dear, that’s how John Lennon got shot.

July 16th, 2014 7:36am
SSL Mutual Auth
July 15th, 2014 7:02pm
RT @Pinboard: Most accurate video explanation of how SSL works that I have ever seen: http://t.co/BBFModPUM5 (thank you @cwjohnston)
A bicyclist that spits on passing corporate buses spit on a passing corporate bus again today.
RT @Fart_Bringer: Good cop: just tell us where the drugs are, we can help you
Bad cop: OK sir you’re free to go
Good cop: Oh like bad at yo…
@grahamvsworld well we reached the appropriate conclusion in the end anyhow. I’m going on break.
From Around The Web
[misogyny] [corporate misogyny] [alpha males] [alpha cars]
[financial scam] [health scam] [mortality scam]

July 15th, 2014 8:13am

July 15th, 2014 8:10am
RT @substitute: Watching my entire state be trolled by a bored aristocrat
alias pythong=“/usr/bin/python”
WTB: a MF Doom style mask (eye holes and no chin) with the Swedish Chef’s face on it.
brew install Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale http://t.co/VFNq7Mp8Tq
New glass in the sight glass, brutal install tolerances. https://t.co/9FEZNjB8Jw
A cool San Francisco landlord gimmick: never install window screens anywhere. We built our own last weekend, like god damned cavemen. Magic!
Danny Marquardt I grabbed some champagne yeast yesterday, gimme that ginger ale recipe.
Ya think?
Beep boop beep beep
Time is a flat @Welchs Fruit Snacks®.

July 11th, 2014 8:24am
RT @ashk4n: New paper finds serious security flaws in Web-based Password Managers incl @LastPass and @RoboForm: http://t.co/Otr73IpojY @USE…
RT @animaldrumss: And this, milady, is my electronic guitar. I paid for the whole neck but i only ever use the top half, since i’m soloing …
It’s A-OK to hate a class of people, but generous to wonder if not everyone under 30 is in that class. Heartwarming.
RT @silicon_dril: my cofounder is trying to stick my pitch deck (Pincus-Style) on the toilet with a refrigerator magnet. doesnt understand …
It is fun to mentally put “WE” in front of bossy signage like some parents do orders. “WE DO NOT STAND ON STEPS WHILE TRAIN IS IN MOTION.”

July 9th, 2014 6:04pm
Jarry: And what’s the deal with Vendors and bugs?
laugh-track
Jarry: Yesterday angry mob? And today blogs?
laugh-track
applause
Hey remember that time when everyone lol’d about the Super Bowl broadcasting a whiteboard with a wifi password on it?
That was awesome.
Gonna to spend the day bouncing from design site to design site commenting “On the other hand, there is the Checkpoint logo.” on every post.
℗ excited tbqh.
Every time I help some with a computer problem I end with “… because computers are stupid”. And not as a computer science joke, damnit.
RT @JerrySeinfelt: Jerry’s girlfriend refuses to volunteer critical information but subsequently flies into a rage when he doesn’t ask for …
RT @astro_reid: Nice to fly over my hometown #Baltimore. Camden yards clearly visible. Go @Orioles http://t.co/kw5qhZ8gdB
Word association prompt: “locals”
RT @animaldrumss: oh did i not capitalize the title of the monthly report? oops. my “mistake” [I move my mouse aside to reveal an anarchy s…

July 6th, 2014 3:55pm
RT @stevesilberman: SF fireworks in a nutshell. Hilarious photo via @erinbiba. http://t.co/g1D8CjH9wx
Can my coke dealer evict me out of my apartment in the Mission if I put screens in the windows myself?

Why do I always get a warped one?!? Alt: …damned thing run Linux, etc. on Flickr.
July 5th, 2014 6:19pm
Why do I always get a warped one?!? Alt: …damned thing run Linux, etc. https://t.co/fmbH8pbuJf
RT @dannolan: http://t.co/KxsJUrTjjP

Here’s an Otocolobus manul — nature’s Grumpy Cat — discovering a camera trap outside it’s den. Camera traps are used by biologists to lean about rare animals’ behavior, abundance, and health — just by setting up a solar-powered camera with a motion trigger. No physical trapping necessary.
O. manul (also known as Pallas’s cat) is about the size of a house cat, but you’ll notice has round pupils instead of slits. It lives in western China and the steppes of Central Asia.
You’d think that Pallas’s cat would rule the internet by now - but there aren’t too many photos of them because they are both rare and shy. The IUCN lists them as near-threatened. Just another reason to support species conservation!
You can see the whole video — posted Scarce Worldwide — here.
July 4th, 2014 10:41am
It is said that if the min-max goal of the algorithms coordinating Redwood City traffic and walk signals is ever determined, the universe w-
RT @mat: This is irresponsible and sleazy and exactly what people hate about startups sucking the life out of San Francisco https://t.co/pq…
RT @OnePerfectShot: BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (1986) Director of Photography: Dean Cundey | Director: @TheHorrorMaster http://t.co/fN7WF0…
July 2nd, 2014 7:22pm
RT @mattblaze: Dan Farmer’s thoughtful essay on why many of us dread Def Con. http://t.co/2VQLG2U2pl
RT @Acuity_Design: We need to introduce Datalord as digital equivalent of Landlord - holding & exploiting value without action http://t.co/…

June 30th, 2014 7:09pm
@jjarmoc http://t.co/qGjnMa04Jk was a fun thread about that.
Your honor, the scrivener would like to plead Bartleby. Motion to dismiss.