RT @NickHardeman: My audio viz app was rejected from the Mac App Store because “it’s not useful.” So, free OSX download http://t.co/RJe7N2w…
posts from 2014 / 06
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RT @jessamyn: "This is bad, even for Facebook” @grimmelm w/ a cogent analysis of why their experiment was sketchy (if not illegal) http://t…
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June 26th, 2014 9:50pm
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Evil-BOFH is a BOFH twinner, fetch, doppleganger, etc. Instead of converting things into shell scripts, Evil-BOFH uses ruby. And gems.
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A cool error to see in a irc client. https://t.co/nmH13OC5w7
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Find any old server with this one weird tip that site-operations hates:
/usr/bin/eject
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RT @DefuseSec: “sup” is “dns” upside down.
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Little-known astronaut fact: we don’t actually fly Tang in space.
June 24th, 2014 9:27pm
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June 24th, 2014 9:23pm
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NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”…… USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.
COMMUNICATE EFFECTIVELY
June 24th, 2014 6:11pm
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RT @richtener: Evernote Strengthens Privacy Position with New Security Capabilities: http://t.co/ZCGIzniJtf
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@grahamvsworld if it’s purple, click it… hurtful?
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Don’t click on links in websites!
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RT @animaldrumss: Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got …
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http://t.co/dmettsGbLU sha-1 sum boxes on a chain of custody paperwork? Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?
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Straffe-scrolling: 1. drag-and-drop scroll acceleration at border of a scrollable element by moving the cursor parallel to boundary. 2. Ugh.
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Solutions: aluminum subacetate, citrate phosphate dextrose adenine, concentrated acetic acid, sodium hypochlorite, web navigation templates.
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Platforms: lifeguard towers, band stages, diving boards, political party positions, a deck, shoes, trying to keep ‘cyber’ from happening.
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Prairie Artisan Ales | Funky Galaxy
June 22nd, 2014 9:47am
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doug:
Three posters to cover up “Men’s Rights” posters
(suitable for print up to 18”×24”)Download: BOO HOO / BAD GUY / SAD MAN
A poster from your pals at Douglas Dollars.
June 21st, 2014 9:13pm
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Cop Hipsters: “They often disrupt groups, ironically, by promoting destructive witch hunts for infiltrators!” – http://t.co/eBx2wZlxRs
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Tired of making Sazeracs LAGDCM, looking to get the absinthe just right, one of my refined searches was for a Decorative Mister.
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June 19th, 2014 6:25pm
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2/2) New (boss?) is efficiency-driven, disregards human factors, exits (dies?, chased?), survivors undo all changes, lament lost time(!).
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1/2) Going nuts trying remember the author, story, or anthology I remember this plot from: Pre-war? Small town. Outsider trope. Post office?
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sfmoma #playartfully #baltimore edition (thx for the headsup josephayoung )
Awesome Roy G. Biv capture!
June 18th, 2014 8:06pm
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I’ve got a photo exhibit coming up in downtown San Francisco. Hope y’all can make it to the opening. RSVP on Facebook. (If you feel like reblogging this, that would be rad too.)
Join us THIS Thursday June 19th (6PM-9PM) for the opening of Side Walks at the San Francisco Museum at the Mint (88 5th Street). Side Walks features the work of seven San Francisco street photographers. The Side Walks zine will also be available for purchase. Photos from Chris Beale, Brian Brophy, Rey Cayetano Jr., Brandon Doran, Troy Holden, David Root, and Oscar Santos, plus music and drinks!
https://www.facebook.com/events/667321506668529/
Bottom four photos by Brian Brophy (me!), Rey Cayetano Jr., Troy Holden, and Chris Beale.
Thanks for all the press, press people:
June 18th, 2014 7:38pm
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@coaxmetal half cheers.
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RT @addelindh: @grantstavely That is possibly the best response I’ve ever gotten on Twitter.
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Just got home after a busy day of a busy week of a busy month, please excuse the following RT.
xoxo, call your mother more often, etc.
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@addelindh heh, hate to stop lurking like that, hope it didn’t offend. Seeking generalists is a correct response to many threat models.
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@addelindh the mystery is a tautology. Generalists are rare. The thought experiment inherently invites refutation. Nuance won’t help.
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June 17th, 2014 9:00am
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The Telefunken 3002 Hi-Fi Magnetophon, Tonbandgerät (Bearbeiten), Germany, 1973.
June 16th, 2014 8:19pm
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RT @boring_as_heck: Wow, the ref just gave one of France’s players a yellow card for not having the Macklemore haircut.
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RT @addelindh: I’d like to see a comparison of EMET vs FireEye, who stops more “real world” APT attacks? The numbers are pretty clear on th…
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First time in the Mission Public Library, for talk on the history of beer brewing in San Francisco, gorgeous building!
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geocities.dat is so precious. That IP address ain’t in Greece, it’s on the internet. You think Guy Fawkes mask wearers are actually Guy? Oh.
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@grahamvsworld it’s me!
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RT @grahamvsworld: What’s wrong buddy?
MY BRAIN HURT
Oh what happened?
I MAKE NEGRONIS WITH TEQUILA
Gross, who’d you try to give those to?
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RT @firemanmike1619: @grantstavely dont forget Coke White Powder™
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Coke Red™
Coke Grey™
Coke Black™
Coke Gold™
Coke RedGold™
Coke GreyGold™
Coke BlackGold™
Coke Red with Cherry™
Coke Grey with Cherry™
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I wonder if any coolhunters predicted that ityool 2014 adults would order packs of cigarettes by traditional color?
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Company without FTC injunction handles breach competently, scene thought leaders left with surplus cynicism, many
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The Simulation has an irony fetish.
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RT @sungo: Attention ops people, particularly those on-call. This is a Friday the 13th with a full moon. WE ARE AT DEFCON EMPTY SCOTCH BOTT…
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She lives in fear, Michelle Andrade
June 12th, 2014 7:52pm
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RT @grahamvsworld: @grantstavely actually, not all security people
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Security people are neither.
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@grahamvsworld I think I’ma call it “Tron syndrome”.
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RT @engberg: Details about this week’s DDoS: http://t.co/TvwnWgfFoo
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RT @grahamvsworld: My favorite thing about “security people” is how they’re so used to disdaining user opinions that they just default to d…
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Mystery Solved™
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OH: Preparation Hyperbole
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Rosicrucians!
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RT @grahamvsworld: I hate guns in America because I hate the police state more. Your guns won’t stop the police state; they will help cause…
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Law and Order SVU: “SENTENCING”
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Judge: “I hereby remand the victim to marriage, and to a new Dad, to be provided by the state.”
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Please check again later. Later there might be updates. But not right now. Later, who knows? Please do check. http://t.co/BxLXYgo6B4
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@firemanmike1619 @AStave22 No Skanking!
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RT @four: Apple randomizes MAC address in IOS8. This will force people to use iBeacons for customer tracking. http://t.co/Hh1Ti0Ph0E
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@grahamvsworld http://t.co/hyLoADrrBG
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Something something militia something something http://t.co/EMjJSMGx5Y
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Detail of Easter Beers, Jack Daws, 2003
The artist writes: “I bought a case of Lucky Lager on Good Friday, 2003. Over the weekend I painted the cans like Easter eggs. Early Easter Sunday I took the beers to the Pioneer Square District and left them in several alleys for people to find.
"An entire side of each can was left unpainted so that whoever found them would know what they were. Also, attached to the unpainted side of each can was a sticker that read Happy Easter.”
June 8th, 2014 11:34am
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Gustave Doré (Héliodore-Joseph Pisan), Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote [Edoardo Perino], c. 1868.
June 8th, 2014 9:10am
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RT @Cheesegod69: @ahuj9 http://t.co/h8S7m2byKt
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Anyone outside of Apple doing anything neat with emond? https://t.co/ABwmdsBIIq
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June 7th, 2014 8:45am
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June 6th, 2014 5:42pm
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Reminder: flipping a coin is still a dominant strategy against inference-based SSL vulnerability scanning to ascertain CVE status.
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June 5th, 2014 11:14pm
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RT @mxcl: Tried to use Homebrew as an in to get a puff on some guy’s spliff. He did not know it. Damn it.
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This is my new favorite bug in the trash fire that is my Wikipedia reader extension (https://t.co/BaBrUyMBc2): https://t.co/qJQ9xjsBKU
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RT @richtener: Evernote releases transparency report https://t.co/73H6iuKhbM
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The Glengarry Highlands Leads: a repo “do not call” list: fork and pull req the hash of your email. The Glen Ross Farms Leads: same, phone #
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June 4th, 2014 6:15pm
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RT @grahamvsworld: Martha,
A salesperson from Rapid7 has gained my email address, I know not how. I won’t lead them back to the children.
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RT @sarahjeong: I made the Thomas Friedman column a custom timeline: https://t.co/uVozdugcEi
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Flappy Arp Cheat!
echo 1 > /proc/sys/net/ipv4/conf/eth0/arp_ignore
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June 1st, 2014 4:20pm
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I like Borges’s “look it up your damned self” delivery here. http://t.co/42RpGBZLES “Nowhere” is the Saxon word for “utopia,” and it …
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🚬toke
Like, what if Rumsfeld admitted that his “unknown” is a pun on “u know” like “nowhere” is a utopia-pun on “no where and ”now here“.
