posts from 2014 / 01 / 29

1. The Shard Fairy visits good little elasticsearch clusters when they unassign a shard tells ‘em to just rm -fr *. The Shard Fairy is a jerk.

2. It is criminal that “At the Mountains of Madness” isn’t already a del Toro feature today. Criminal. We’re all guilty.

3. I am irl mad rn that my irc client just rendered D: as an emote when it is clearly upside down and I am clearly in the northern hemisphere.

4. RT @vurtyou: “I’m so glad I married you. You’re the laundromat to my mafia.” – @grantstavely