posts from 2014 / 09

1. VOLUME PROTECTED
   ENTER PASSWORD:

   > SPOOPY http://t.co/E40NxltUEE

2. 0 66271.8878R
   . CONNECTING TO NEURAL
   . NETWARK… . . . . .
   ^ AMUSEMENT IS CONTROL
   AMUSEMENT IS CONTROL

   . HAIL HAIL MOON GOD

   • WATCH WATCH
     YES YES
     WATCH Y
     0 PUT IN THE EYE HOLE
     0 GROW LIKE PLANT

   September 29th, 2014 7:32pm

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   September 29th, 2014 6:33pm

4. RT @grahamvsworld: STOP DOING ALL OTHER THINGS AND WATCH https://t.co/HOpbNIpYzJ

5. RT @kalebhorton: Here’s a page from my Cheers spec, which was written in 1986 for the purposes of this joke. http://t.co/pg9XbwlSRN

6. Budweiser Presents: Real Men of Genius

   Today, we salute you, mister “() { :; }; echo bashcve>>/var/log/httpd/bashcve.txt” user agent haver.

7. You can tell the Tumblr security bloggers from the Wordpress and Blogspot security bloggers because the Tumblr bloggers use ping -fAap 31337

8. 

   (clicker) on Flickr.

   September 28th, 2014 8:34pm

9. (clicker) https://t.co/hh1UOjShht

10. 

    I almost let 2014 go without having a Giants homerun dog. ⚾️ on Flickr.

    September 28th, 2014 2:36pm

11. I almost let 2014 go without having a Giants homerun dog. ⚾️ https://t.co/mpfqPhPUwx

12. (clicker)

13. 🐟🐟 http://t.co/oaqM0YMZJl 2.1.1 🐟🐟

    A helpful contributor already updated Homebrew and added a pkill to facilitate: https://t.co/uO9v8AQLOt

14. @CrucialCarl I think that’s called red teaming.

15. “For a secure time, call…”

16. I like the low barrier to entry of ELK NSM stacks, I just see… no added value in a dashboard of pie charts and event volume histograms.

17. @wadebaker all ‘growing’s can be replaced with present ‘are’ or elided. 6 can go both ways: security likes hardening and patches.

18. Entangled

    jkottke:

    Entangled is a short film by Tony Elliott about a quantum experiment that goes wrong. Shit gets real at approximately precisely 4:19.

    Reminds me a bit of Primer.

    September 24th, 2014 6:18pm

19. An ordinal scale of cartoon character names.

20. By the time most of us get a pet of our own, in our early 20s, everyone that loves us is so tired our poor decisions that they just watch.

21. RT @susie_c: “The sharing economy is not an app. It’s a mindset.” This is some evil, bad faith shit. https://t.co/n5dBT73TAM

22. 2015 is gonna be the year of iCloud on the desktop.

23. RT @animaldrumss: Thoreau’s fun woods vacation was cut short when he learned that fish dont really keep money in the river bank. they don’t…

24. 

    Thanks! I had to hold my phone out an open window to get around the glare.

25. St. Patrick’s from the 44h floor of the palace.

26. 

    sesamestreet:

    September 19th, 2014 8:56pm

27. 

    likeafieldmouse:

    The First Photograph of a Human Being

    “This photograph of Boulevard du Temple in Paris was made in 1838 by Louis Daguerre, the brilliant guy who invented the daguerreotype process of photography.

    Aside from its distinction of being a super early photograph, it’s also the first photograph to ever include a human being.

    Because the image required an exposure time of over ten minutes, all the people, carriages, and other moving things disappear from the scene. However, in the bottom left hand corner is a man who just so happened to stay somewhat still during the shot — he was having his shoes shined.”

    September 19th, 2014 8:45pm

28. 

    magictransistor:

    The Kingsmen. In Person. Wand Records. 1963.

    September 19th, 2014 7:41pm

29. 

    September 19th, 2014 7:14pm

30. RT @dril: im developing an app called “mr. beer”. you can use it to ask mr. beer if beer is his favorite drink and he might say yes. mr. be…

31. Trip report: New York City has exactly the same weather as San Francisco, and apparently someone important choked once because there are Heimlich maneuver posters everywhere.

32. Tour time.

33. Lulz

34. RT @grahamvsworld: I was going to go as as the security industry for Halloween but I can’t find a clown costume that’s both scary and campy…

35. Maybe I read SIASL too early but I only ever hear “grok” to be a kinda stupid martiansplaining that free love is like, totally OK, babes.

36. RT @ibogost: The Time I Spent On A Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective On The World, by Ishmael, sailor. http://t.co/rUI…

37. Ghostbusting Lovecraft

    September 14th, 2014 5:43pm

38. @grahamvsworld it’s the haircut. And maybe that I was only in his store to extract wealth (from the ATM) and not to buy anything.

39. Liquor store owner just told me I look like Travis. Travis? Yeah man, the CEO of Uber.

    I think he just told me to go fuck myself, idk.

40. “My favorite food is Petse” -Me, 12/31/84.

41. RT @animaldrumss: ah fuck. neighbor captured and ate my son, and it’s legal under “get your dinner” laws. can’t get mad at him though, he d…

42. “ADVERTISEMENT” –Forbes. (2014) Thought Of The Day. Retrieved September 12, 2014, from http://t.co/FOdEg2N01e http://t.co/3EM7Q4d1vn

43. @alexeirrm @grahamvsworld I just bought a pair for @vurtyou and I. Hooray beer!

44. http://www.thechapelsf.com/event/635829-blockhead-san-francisco/ anyone want to join me tomorrow night for a great DJ+MC in the mission? $18, great venue. cc: Amber Dubya

45. 

    lawebloca:

    Mario vs. cat [video]

    September 11th, 2014 8:31am

46. https://t.co/8n76mS4vyw is fun to read in the tone of a conscription service draft letter for a sub-light speed seed ship fleet.

47. Say what you will about the tenets of GNU getopt_long, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

48. Searchin’
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49. 

    nevver:

    Back to school

    September 7th, 2014 10:22pm

50. 

    roomthily:

    spatula:

    A clock that writes the time (via Thing: Plotclock - FabLab Nuremberg Wiki)

    reminds me of pixar

    September 7th, 2014 10:20pm

51. 

    nevver:

    Don’t be a dick

    September 7th, 2014 10:15pm

52. RT @quinnnorton: Reddit, you’re a misogynistic, racist, hateful cesspool, and I look forward to your demise. http://t.co/EcLaBBMrY5

53. 

    September 6th, 2014 10:04pm

54. I’m enjoying the heck out of Posner’s argument: http://t.co/AlFgGZ1tBy

    Indiana: “Free Riders!”
    Posner: “Don’t be a dick, Indiana.”

55. 

    ’ .@mg | Matt Galligan .

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    nevver:

    The Streets of San Francisco, Matt Galligan

    September 5th, 2014 5:40pm

56. RT @shanley: Fuck markdown use HTML

57. RT @ModFarm: Time is a flat circle. RT @kerryrm
    I read a new issue of @ModFarm the way I used to pour over a new @WIRED magazine back in 19…

58. –ally arbitrary patternless crap, and an HCI anti-pattern. At least WordPerfect, which required function-key reference cards, had a system.

59. really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, re–

60. While I’m catching up on today’s topics and top-posting without reading the god damned threads: ASCII markup, as a thing, is really, really,

61. ~17 years ago I joined everyone else in the store and quit in a walk-out of a McDonald’s job over a creep manager + pay: a luxury most lack.

62. Every time new package manager is created, entropy gives chaos a high five and then offers a down-low only to pull it in at the last second.

63. RT @silicon_dril: marc andreesen… habve you seen this guy. fuck him. he talks shit even though his money pile is made of netscape instead…

64. Reminder: Reddit’s position on free speech is an accountability dodge and their only exceptions (e.g. doxxing) are mere self-defense.