posts from 2014 / 09 / 13

1. Liquor store owner just told me I look like Travis. Travis? Yeah man, the CEO of Uber.

   I think he just told me to go fuck myself, idk.

2. “My favorite food is Petse” -Me, 12/31/84.

3. RT @animaldrumss: ah fuck. neighbor captured and ate my son, and it’s legal under “get your dinner” laws. can’t get mad at him though, he d…