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posts from 2020 / 06

  1. o/ to the patriot who has flown cheap U.S.A. flags on this building for at least the last ten years that only ever last a few weeks before beginning to fall apart and look like something you’d see projected looped in a large dark room at the SF MOMA the rest of the year

  2. and it’s gone

  3. FREE WEED =) bag on the sidewalk on san carlos at 18th across from linea, seems legit and/or extremely dumb bait, not mine

  4. https://www.passiton.com/ this stupid, stupid, stupid campaign aged really well, lmao

    what’s the domain again? pass it on? at least 120,000 americans passed it on iykwim

  5. everyone in Murakami novels is a seven

  6. “The property faces and runs parallel to the vast park known as The Panhandle.”

    real estate agents are wild

  7. for me, at least, it’s like:

    before: ugh, better check to see if they’re still posting about me

    after:

  8. i’ve never needed to ask someone to keep an eye on someone fixating on me’s posts (feels like a stretch to call it harassment) so that i could just block, mute, go private, and not peek at their feed all the dammed time but it works really well

  9. birb

  10. this month the one year old has mastered saying “shh!”, “no-no-no-no-no”, and pretending to snore like I do, as in:

    “Be quiet please, Daddy’s sleeping.”

    “No-no-no!, [snores, laughs, holds one finger to his mouth], shh! shh! No-no-no-no!”

  11. alright, I made the number go up until wikipedia didn’t know what I was talking about

    folks! we need a sixth international!

  12. every time you use the option key on a mac you are solving a trolley problem ⌥

  13. well, it feels better at least!

    #4 “””””taper”””” on the sides, #8 on top

  14. neighbors have friends over 🙃 who have a couple of kids 🙃 who are playing with my kid’s toys in the shared courtyard out back 🙃 which we only leave out because our kid is the only one in the building 🙃 and it is the only place we can take him during the week 🙃

  15. imagining pausing at the protest to stop and read an article in one of those newspapers people inevitably try to hand out at protests and opening it to a page about historical relativism and a lightbulb of ideology turning on over my head and calling all my comrades in

  16. people who say “do better” shut the fuck up and organize something

  17. do all bedbugs go to heaven?

    at my building one of my neighbors try to find out about once a year

  18. our 20 month old blew kisses at the trash truck driver this morning

    it sounds cute but kids you and i know that kids just parrot their parents

  19. an entire 9 of availability % per year down the drain but we’re back. post post post.

  20. reading my fortune cookie fortune out loud to all of my friends who are just out of frame, and one of them says at the end as if it were part of my fortune, “in the workplace!” and we all laugh and the people at the table next to us all laugh too 😄😂🤣🥠

  21. Morpheus: We don’t know who posted on the dsa sf forums first, us or them. But we do know it was us that @gravely@twitter.com that botched the postgresql update and took it down.

  22. reading my fortune cookie fortune out loud to all of my friends who are just out of frame, and one of them says at the end as it were part of my fortune, “in the workplace!” and we all laugh and the people at the table next to us all laugh too 😄😂🤣🥠

  23. most interesting thing about corporate allyship training so far has been that their definition of it ends with “in the workplace” 🙃

  24. I think if we bought about fifteen of the top YIMBY people fancy condos the entire movement would collapse. Will you sign my petition to use a small head tax on tipped workers to put it on the ballot?

  25. lotta worker-involved toppling lately, love to see it

  26. i just had to look up what BIPOC means and I’m inside the echo chamber, gg

  27. 8 REFORMS THAT COULD DRAMATICALLY REDUCE POLICE VIOLENCE

    —Wear clown nose

    —Wear floppy shoes

    —15 officers to a car

    —Horn instead of pistol (HONK)

    —1500 hours juggling, magic, mime, pratfall training

    —Silly names that kids love instead of badge numbers

    —Wigs

    —Deray

    #8CantWait

  28. they are definitely gonna try to shut down posting at some point—the ISPs and mobile carriers will black out entire cities

  29. might fuck around and write out some thoughts on how to make this moment a real turning point to bring about real change––and pull together some resources to help young activists sustain the momentum by channeling their energy into concrete action lmao the obamas suck ass