who the fuck is driving around the mission tooting a loud a f train whistle and shouting “all aboard!@? i will never board!!1
posts from 2020 / 05
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welcome to school bus
this is school bus
welcome
welcome to school bus
this is
school bus
you can do anything at school bus
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have gotten back in the habit of fertilizing and watering the star jasmine i’ve got in a container on the roof of the garage out my living room window and it is popping off this weekend
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popped the top button on my chinos off, sewed it back on, then thought, better go easy on it, so i’m not buttoning it anymore
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it is a Nilsson Schmilsson kinda morning https://youtu.be/6jRh2PRa1tU
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haven’t tagged a tot lot lately so here’s the shitty rear courtyard of our building
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“up and to the right”
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united states recovery phases gonna be like this all the way to herd immunity or treatment, whichever comes first
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no traffic on the commute! (draft)
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our one year old slept 8PM to 7AM and is now laying in bed sucking a pacifier with a fist full of other pacifiers and giggles at my nyan cat shirt every time I look in and ask if sleepy head is ready to get up
it is a shame that none of us can remember that age
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missing my cat / love not having a cat contradiction
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heck yeah, http://www.limoncellosf.com/ stocks the good stuff, chinotto san pellegrino, ☺️
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what you got in there? art? books? kids toys? a big tv with the game on? that tacky eames lounge chair that seems to always come with those blinds? as a man in the street i demand to know
i wake up and i throw open every mismatched ikea curtain in the apartmemt
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people who buy nice places to live in the city (?!) and then install identical blinds in every single window (?!) and then leave them pulled all the way down (?!) because they don’t live there all the time (?!) are violating the social contract
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log 2020-72-03: i put an entire jar of salsa verde in a squeeze bottle and used the bottle to top chips one at a time as i ate them
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[rikers over an entire mickey bus] “it’s made up” “it’s a total fabrication” etc
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“Feed the babies
Who don’t have enough to eat
Shoe the children
With no shoes on their feet
House the people
Livin’ in the street
Oh, oh, there’s a solution” —Steve Marx
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might fuck around and highlight the power of community to bridge our divides and the spirit of connection that comes when we openly and honestly share our stories today idk, kinda crappy out
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these lil dudes watch us eat dinner and do the dishes and stuff, if you wanna do dishes in 3D, use the glasses i keep tucked behind the frame
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i had to set a first beer time to keep myself from cracking one at four, or heck, with lunch, not judging if you do, it me, etc, but 5:30 is late enough imo
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this website is free
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welcoming new yelp haters to the yelp hater club with likes using the F key (because if you remember your lore, likes are actually one-star reviews for posts)
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320 gigabytes!
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every time this house pops up on redfin i’m like, “oh R5D4 or whatever, bad motivator”
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across the street from the Potrero UPS depot. the cool, hip, far out, 😃 ups apparently? probably old idk not on my usual routes any more
UPS
PLAYS STEREO
SMOKES GRASS
ALL NIGHT LONG
BELOW OUR WINDOW
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when you try to drown your problems in a paper bag and then carry the burden of them around thinking nobody can tell
