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posts from 2020 / 02

  1. another dad, to me, at gott’s, pointing at my shirt: “is that bernie getting arrested?”

    me: “yep”

    dad: “that’s awesome!”

  2. realizing that my kid’s coolest toy is probably gonners because we haven’t seen it in a while and “a while” lines up really well with about when he learned how trash cans work and wondering how we can all, as adults, regain this childhood sense of wonder / how trashcans work

  3. matching total contributions too but only nice ones

  4. having a lotta baby shampoo at home gives me an idea—if I lather up my face in the morning and don’t rinse it off, I can touch my face all I want during the day without any consequence

  5. grammarly is the shen yun of online

  6. 😉

  7. stop calling the socialists “liberals” challenge

  8. every morning our kid wakes up between 4:30 and 4:45. i haven’t slept past 5 in over a year

    every morning at 6:00, KCSM 99.1 opens the 6:00 block with Billie Holiday’s “I Hear Music”

    v nice

  9. bubbles! (draft)

  10. seeing people looking to get involved in dsa sf putting “bernie sanders” down for why ☺️☺️☺️

    http://dsausa.org/join

  11. my kid (16 months old) will now flex on demand if he feels like it

    “how strong are you?”

    💪 😬 💪

    it is cute as hell, anyway here’s another $100 for pee paw, send me your receipts and i’ll match em

  12. i know it’s a beat and all that but i hate the damned crime blotter and will skip it every time I get to it (rss), things are desperate out there and that shit is like an obituary section with no bios, just how much it hurt and what they had to do to put it off

  13. busy day but i’m still matching bernie donations (this one is mine)

  14. 💪 (draft)

  15. frisco pals, do you have a few gallons of water stashed somewhere just in case the big one hits? good for you! don’t stack them like we did! both of these puppies deformed and ruptured under a third, and turned our hall closet into Lake Shoe Rack

  16. your kid at the playground: simpleton, uses the equipment, plays in the sand

    my kid at the playground: survivor, deep in the weeds over the curb that surrounds the park rummaging through trash, breaking limbs off of dead weeds, emerging only to steal toys

  17. i am once again posting socialist cash to best capitalist trash

  18. literally any event in the future light cone: “this is good for b̶i̶t̶c̶o̶i̶n̶ buttigieg”

  19. any major tesla car’s autopilot will tell you it is a sovereign citizen

  20. the bell at the yankee

  21. big ‘printed off of http://marxists.org with netscape navigator on the big color inkjet at work’ energy

  22. morning palm slam and two matches not from hell site, from last night (i go to bed at 9)

  23. nice!

  24. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM $100 INTO http://BERNIESANDERS.COM. ITS THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BERNIE FUCKIN SANDERS.

    bernie thanking me for donating $100

  25. superdelegates should be afraid to be seen in public

  26. let’s go

  27. gonna do both: donate every day and match my follower’s donations. I’d feel bad if it blew up (nothing I post does) and I couldn’t keep up with the matches when I’m in and out of meetings all day so no need to boost, we’ll get there.

  28. if I wanna just max out my bernie donations for 2020 is it better for bernie if I:

    1. donate $100 every day until the campaign stops accepting my donations or

    2. do one of those “hey donate to bernie and I’ll match it until they tell me I can’t anymore” things

  29. (draft)

  30. might fuck around and rules lawyer the san francisco league of pissed off voters

  31. most people’s politics are incoherent, that’s fine, in these cases it’s leaders either silencing meaningful organizing by preventing a politics chat from forming or splintering it and dominating the nominal one

  32. it has been more than somewhat depressing to join communities lead by people I respected not very little for their professional community advocacy over the past few years only to find that their politics are utterly incoherent

  33. made it a third of the way around Lafayette Reservoir on the hard mode ridge loop and bailed for easy mode at canyon trail ty @meghanftw for the pics (draft)

  34. had to switch from @discordapp@twitter.com for the mac to using https://discordapp.com/ website in chrome because ⌘-k actually works on the website, what a world

  35. i hate this city

  36. a few assholes are trying to limit where frisco puts homeless shelters https://sfelections.sfgov.org/sites/default/files/Nov2020_LimitationsOnNavigationCenters_LegalText.pdf by using a “put services where the homeless are” mechanic, as if there were simply more homeless wells that the homeless emerge from to shame mankind in those places

  37. everyone london breed, the mayor of san franicso, endorses loses and she endorsed mickey boomderp so i think everything is gonna be alright

  38. gonna start tagging post mortem fixes as nerfs and buffs

  39. if you work at a company that uses “values” a lot, try to find which one has been abused by the culture to stand in for the non-aggression principle

  40. strunks

    strunk & white "elements of style" with the stonks meme man on it

  41. when we had the kid, mom found a copy of the one book i had her read to me over and over when i was little and i had no idea it was part of a whole series

    1977 © date

    “fish and flips”, a “sweet pickles” children’s book

    first page, all of the other sweet pickles illustrated characters: accusing alligator, bashful bear, clever camel, doubtful dog, etc

  42. jordy peepee has such 1960s-talk-show-heel reactionary brain he got hooked on period-correct mother’s little helper, rest in hell dipshit

  43. people who only argue with first name, last name, location, headshot, cursive signature banner pic havers: what database are you verifying this information against and can I speak to your manager?

  44. that thing where you start waking at 7:50 after months of your alarm being set for 8 except it’s 4:30 after months of my kid getting up at 5

  45. tried to sneak the marx philosophers quote into an all hands slide again and failed, talked to a coworker about what radicalized them and it was reading and enjoying annie randie for the wrong reasons

  46. democratic party tech committee needs the dsa sf tech committee

  47. primitive radiator heat detection animal indicating to the other animals in the apartment that the heat is on

  48. a dialectic/spectacle/chiasmus bit about how democracy doesn’t die in darkness nor does darkness die in democracy, blah blah, low effort jump shot miss, i am out of free articles

  49. i lived in this building for nine years and seven months before i thought to keep track of when the radiators fire up. before that i would just be cold and hopeful, i guess

  50. everybody pocket bernie sanders and we win, let’s go

  51. Rosencrantz (Cereal Killer) and Guildenstern (Lord Nikon)

  52. bernie please lead everyone in singing the internationale at the convention t i a

  53. bash dadurday while mom was in portland (draft)

  54. two cents? in this economy?!?

  55. yer telling me poll made this error?