lol fjords / fnords, gdi
posts from 2020 / 12
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which would definitely require a consent decree that they build a unified admin tool in the first place, which they would fail to do, because as anyone has seen the fjords at a tech company knows, a unified admin tool is a utopian fantasy, so they would fail the consent decree
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cackling in the security pals signal that ticketmaster’s $10,000,000 penalty for brazenly using stollen creds to access songkick admin tools is a wrist slap, and what the court should have done is require that they provide songkick access to theirs
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the everloving wife, a per diem med-surg and ICU nurse, gets her first vaccine dose today 🤗
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“this milk i just drank a full glass of has definitely gone bad”, the website
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if you ever win in a fight against me and then do a babality finishing move this is what you get
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had a dream i was trying to explain a dumb infosec thing to an exec on a video call and they were saying yeah and ok in all the right places and they alt tabbed while screen sharing and they were typing out the lyrics to Blackalicious’s “Alphabet Aerobics“ and it was a huge own
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dudes love to wake up in the morning and read phrases like “the very negation of their ontological vocation” and nod wisely
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got a univibe and a boss wireless system so i redid the board and the ditto and the decimator came off
and i didn’t feel like doing a new wire run so my tuner is now a tactical tuner
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unpacking and using ornaments given to the everloving wife and i over the past twenty years that we have never used before, o/ to whoever thought this 🍆 was cute in 2004, if only you knew
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affordable private jets
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that logic thing with the aws security engineer kinda reads like an ad for aws but also the conclusion feels right to me so idk
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every diaper change
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authentic vintage custom shop relic replica classic every day carry ka-chow
i can’t believe we haven’t lost this thing yet, still in-hand or on-hand 24/7
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The Patriot on Prime is italian-chef-kiss
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apps rock
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[warp engine pulsing for some reason] new cans of Play-Doh dropped
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the five freedoms of sheep? much to think about
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real low down bummer when people are into a band and i go to check it out hoping to get into something new only to find it is definitely one of those “the lyrics are significant” groups because i’m too much of a dumb stateless baby to process more than a line or two of anything
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threat of a civil war : the right posters : : threat of a general strike : the left posters
each of the above in air quotes, then all of the above in air quotes, then all of the post in air quotes, then this website in air quotes, from there on out you are on your own
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lights and ornaments tomorrow, first one since i moved out of my parents place twenty-few years ago, i think (rip three cats)? we don’t usually effort the season.
if the kid ruins christmas (jk, jk, if the kid knocks our little tree down) it won’t have far to fall
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the u.s. handling of covid is damning enough on our hokey list of metaphysical rights that a liberal friend brought it up on a subsequent chat to say that they had been thinking hard about it and agreeing with it being really dumb, a first for me 👶🏼
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when the pixar lamp stomped on the I, I felt that
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we love the fronds don’t we folks? normally we have the seeds, in a sausage, but the fronds, and the stalks? the stalks, and the fronds? with some lemon? the zest, and the juice? it’s very nice isn’t it.
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RIP Harold Budd 😦
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(draft)
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establishing credibility with folks by sprinkling “anyway, i don’t believe in all that stuff, but, ” into my discourse the way people are careful to say “in my experience,” and “actually,”
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outdoor playgrounds closed again for a month: fuck
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this ten footer at stern grove is a lot like what i grew up playing on in maryland in the early 80s except maryland was usually all “i’m going to make this metal slide hot enough to cook on”
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my kid is already making cairns should i be worried he is one of those people who make cairns?? (i made the racecar)
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using vacation time to try to learn just the head to Wes Montgomery’s West Coast Blues
like, i can play it, but learning how he likes to start a line on the third and then teases the dominant 7, etc, and getting my head into the scale and position changes: all way over my …head
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@BFFdotFM@twitter.com
or @plexamp@twitter.com playing my own music
our two year old knows two words for music: “jazz!” (and “talking“), and “poptron!” he only ever requests poptron.
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I paved my lastfm account and never had spotify but I always have music on, usually from one of (ordered by time of day-ish):
local FM jazz https://kcsm.org/jazz91/
@bagelradio@twitter.com
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never 4 get https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w (ty @HisTroutness@twitter.com )
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theory https://youtu.be/P5-9Rfrui9A
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the crocker amazon playground is yimby af
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kinda surprised no bay area companies (afaik) have official internal union organizing affinity groups
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lotta media tirades about books or music or whatever are just attacks on fans and/or “the canon” as a gimmick, not about the actual texts. it’s so boring, just post about hating school, or people who mention they are reading IJ and wait to see if you take the bait, or not, jeeze
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taxes on capital gains are the people’s polite collection of unearned wealth, as a generally unsuccessful debt accumulation deterrent, and not in any way donations to some sort of redistribution fund, dummy
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help, my dumpster fire melted
