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posts from 2020 / 07 / 24

  1. Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of emergency medical technicians just in case anybody gets hurt. They are just out of frame holding shotguns too.

  2. a negotiator has arrived

  3. somebody called 911 and now there are about twenty cops at 18th and San Carlos to take care of somebody who won’t put down a peice of rebar when they yell at him to put it down

  4. NYC cops promise to chokehold NYP cops for breaking new chokehold law, says NYPD

  5. Me? No thanks, I don’t use defcons. I get bummed out on life itself.

  6. “housing at all income levels” is a truly dogshit slogan, up there with “separate but equal” and “don’t ask don’t tell”. just disgusting.

  7. i call upon everyone who Can’t Complain Really to join me and pledge to never live in one of the luxury condos they turn our prime-location city museums into after the collections-graciously-provided-bys expand their mansions a la LA’s Huntington and rehome the art

  8. science hasn’t figured out all-spicy and/or all-mild shishito peppers and yet this is the so called future