pretending i’m canadian when i go to vote on the third so that nobody mistakes me for an american biden supporter or an american trump supporter and tries to do a poll vote intimidation / murder on me
posts from 2020 / 10
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vibrating between defining politics as left or right wing and believing the extremes of each wing are fused as one is a dialectic moment [exaggerated j o motion]
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goodnight moon
goodnight doorbell with an off switch
goodnight radiator that scorched the paint
goodnight seismic retrofit cracks in the wall
goodnight tiny shower stall
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reading theory
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was up all night tossing and turning worried about private persons who want to buy an apartment building, for example, as an investment—the mom and pop landlords
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packing the bookshelf for the move and uncovered the projector stand i made out two poor translations of classics i’ve replaced with better translations
strong endorse taking power tools to bad books!
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someone else at work has a decent ‘corn’ spoopy handle, which makes us cornrades 🤝
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never surrender, i wrote in for the pre-ratfucked bernie, california ballot
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the guys who developed “copy and paste” worked at xerox when they did it, and yet, they didn’t call it “xeroxing”, which is what everyone was calling “copying” at the time
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hell yeah rcv
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“ranking member”
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oops! all men
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rename the cabinet to the quabinet, then rename it to the quibinit, then shorten it to quibi 👏🏼
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spent a lot of time growing up in the 90s sitting in the passenger seat of my dad’s work van listening to ol’ limbawl and I’m turbo stoked he’s going down with the big C!!
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reading theory
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why do we have a mayor london and not a mayor san francisco!?! somebody is worried about the wrong name changes!!
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[six feet from the parking lot where we set up our blanket] we should go to ocean beach more often!
(also, saturn and jupiter are up there to the north’s south at night, venus in the east in the morning, mars… e somewhere… enjoy!)
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if i were terrified by push notifications about police activity in my neighborhood i would simply become the main character on this website for a hot second to give myself something to cry about
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Oilliam Wberndorf
Obilliam Wierndorf
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to the palm up wrist flick of robert plant saying “does anybody remember laughter?”
“does anybody remember the panama papers?”
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oh yeah? do you have the endorsement of BofA?
i do actually
you do!?!
sure, the bank of america democratic club sole endorsed me!
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ronald reagan democratic club
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jay gatsby democratic club
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bank of america democratic club
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Are you the fella selling the porsche?
Yorsche, I am! [points at a fiersche]
https://longisland.craigslist.org/cto/d/sound-beach-1988-pontiac-fiero-porsche/7196987566.html
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boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I type my password on company time
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SF is so one-party garbby that the rebpublicans formed a democratic club a few years ago, lmao
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people who use the word “citizen” wierd me the hell out
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I think of my less fortunate pals, and I’m reminded the joke in 100 Years of Solitude, a.k.a. how I want to go out
“Remember, old friend, I’m not shooting you. It’s the revolution that’s shooting you.”
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as we upgrade from renting an apartment to renting a “condo” with a “bath tub” and “a room for our kid that isn’t also our bedroom closet” and “in unit laundry” [audience gasps]
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moving from the mission after ten years to potrero at the end of the month, end of an era, rip
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and their first too
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pretty new wax https://www.allmusic.com/album/paralyzed-mw0000752358
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sorry for the double post, i forgot that hype trains were back last night (because i was posting this, he is now in the kitchen doing it again) (draft)
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peek-a-boo! (draft)
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also, we need a ballot prop that would revoke the frisco chronico’s business charter or license or whatever and place the workers at better papers.
it would be a great way for the editorial board to “one last rep” endorse a ‘no’ vote on on their way out, now that I would read
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wow i just found buried in the text of california prop 22 that if you vote for it you have to post “i voted for california prop 22”, and i sure wouldn’t want to be that person, having to do that, y i k e
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when you retain the fronds >>>>>>>
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is the man dead yet? is anyone?
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libertarians in my back yard
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wow it looks like I can’t filter on raw message content in @Fastmail@twitter.com, so I can’t just nuke every email the democrats make a new list for, even though they all have these boomer bait buttons
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Well, I’d like to see ol’ Joey Biden wiggle his way out of THIS jam!
