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posts from 2020 / 03

  1. gonna be up all night worrying about if nevada bosses remembered to leave those “save our planet, reuse your towels ♻️” cards in the little painted rectangles on the concrete hospitality pads they providing mindful social distancers

  2. https://youtu.be/FJTIIfhk2k4 “i hope it don’t kill you” taking on new meaning now in what is looking to be a sixty to one hundred and twenty day long March

  3. sitting by the window I just got to experience our apartment building get hit by a golf ball—fella on the root of the one-story garage across the one-way street from our building is driving into a net and accidentally hit the wall above the net and bounced it back over his head

  4. the 1 year old face planted on the sidewalk yesterday (it happens) and after I scooped him up and as he was balling his eyes out a couple walked past us and said “awww, solidarity baby!”

  5. i would like to announce a procrastination on evictions

  6. one of my favorite gimmicks from the dispossessed is that profiteer is a slur

  7. fuck (most) economists

  8. lolin at the made up idea of a “fair market price”

    like, hey, so the word “price” isn’t enough, you gotta say it’s a “market price”

    economists: but wait, there’s more!

    what other ideas could we make up?

  9. yeah it is only $1200 bucks but the estate tax is super low right now so

  10. o/ solidarity with all the shelter in place toddler havers losing their god damned minds having to work and parent from the same space

  11. wrap it up crapitailures, it’s socialism time

  12. looked to see if I could find any obvious af frisco airbnb trash flipping to be actual housing and it took me like four minutes https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/apa/d/san-francisco-furnished-homes-sf-napa/7095490019.html lmbo

  13. lol

  14. rip kenny rogers

  15. we gotta keep our kid’s plush toys in our bedroom behind a closed door when he isn’t playing with them or our old tom cat will go full Pepé Le Pew on em, it is nasty

  16. o/ the opera singer on mission or san carlos around 19th yesterday, nice, nice

  17. brrrrrr

  18. to your health! (draft)

  19. WTB babel fish (draft)

  20. always turn on your webcam when you are wfh imo

  21. fuck a jstor

  22. pretty wild that gabbard got verhoeven to direct her cya shitlords thing

  23. landlords should be able to submit rental repair and improvement work requests to their tenants and if the work is approved, get compensated for the work at a generous $15/hr or the minimum wage, whichever is higher, so long as that work is done under tenant supervision

  24. cya shitlords

  25. went for a bike ride in downtown SF, not much value being created folks, better cancel rents https://www.twitch.tv/videos/569369089

  26. diabotical is the game i wanted to keep playing back when it got too hard to find a quake 3 challenge pro mode arena (cpma) game and i stopped gaming for a while and it is just as fast and skill oriented and i am getting destroyed in it

  27. pancy nelosi

  28. giving some serious thought to how safe it is for parents of information workers to continue relying on childcare providers so that they can work from home

    “the economy” has to take the L on this one

  29. last night: last dinner friends

    also, we’ve realized that our one exception, playgrounds, are a bad idea, our kid can play with his toys or on his scooter in the our building’s crummy rear courtyard

  30. time is a flat circle

  31. the phone block in my building is tagged up, i assume by a mix of residents and workers over the years, kinda hard to beleive they might include tag dates and not birthdates but who knows, 1922 building

    Joe Stasulat 6/21/26

    Tracy K. A. 8/2/29

    Carl Thale 1929

    9-20-67

  32. localities passing bans on evictions and power and water service shutoffs says a lot about the value we should place on the portion of value produced by workers that landlords claim as their right to passive income when workers can’t work, when workers can: zero, zip, zilch, nada

  33. went out for lunch tuesday, a bar thursday, both trips were “welp, last time I’m doing this for a while”

    something to look forward to

    home office setup (a murphy bed closet, lol) is solid, will be doing a lot of cooking and baking

  34. lotta advice out there but it might help to hear from others what they are doing?

    going forward we’ll just be at playgrounds with my kid, the grocery store, or home

    not ordering delivery anything either

  35. “Well, naturally when I see who it is gives me the hot foot I join in the laughter, and go over and shake hands with Joe, and when I shake hands with him there is more laughter, because it seems Joe has COVID-19 in his duke, and what I shake hands with is this virus…”

  36. this lamp has been classing up our garbage bin quad for months and i wanna run power to it and leave it on and maybe pipe in some quiet lounge music that whispers “no hot ashes” over and over again

  37. (draft)

  38. uh just remembered that we already have mega churches and they will likely not cancel services, or cancel them soon enough, call your folks

  39. kinda terrified of the fucked up religions that are gonna emerge from [guestures at like ten separate discord chats that are effectively all the same content now] all of this

  40. nice pink’n’ blue sunset y’all

  41. it’s an old meme but it checks out

  42. the u.s. is gonna show its libertarian ass all year and boomers gonna keep saying “idk the media hypes everything so much idk” while consuming said media and no other from the third or fourth house they’ve leveled up to

  43. the 49 muni is doing so many burnouts pulling away on wet streets after the first rain in over a month i’m worried some yummy is gonna call the cops and report a sideshow. i’m absolutely not fixing that spellcheck.

  44. i love this time of year in sf for the cloud layer hugging the ground crashing over upper market

  45. oh, you carry a challenge coin too? [eyes watering, lip trembling] mine means so, so much to me

    live laugh love surrounding a flower

  46. BERNIE SANDERS

    NEVER SURRENDER

  47. a reading from one of me kid’s new favorite books

    Goodnight nobody

    Buenas noches, nadie

  48. i don’t know how i ever cooked anything without one of these timers

    fried chicken

    carrots

    potatoes

    oxo cooking multitimer

  49. Oops, checked my balance before I did my daily donation to @BernieSanders@twitter.com and I’m over the limit by over $200. Now to wait to say “yes, please roll that over from the primary to the real campaign fun” and start back up again.

  50. WTB a jira 0-day to monkey patch the JQL handler to never call “smart search”

  51. 🖐 📼 📺 👴 💃 🥋 🏃

  52. (draft)

  53. that isn’t wind in his hair, it’s static electricity 💡 (draft)

  54. two lions

  55. daily bread and a nice discord match

  56. almost forgot to palm slam my daily, gonna be maxed out on super tuesday at this rate