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posts from 2020 / 04

  1. this is from january but I don’t remember if I posted it and someone dunking on airbnb in these trying times just reminded me of it

    this kinda shit is why I maintain a linkedin account, even though i have no idea if it accomplishes anything! v0v

  2. welp, time to ride “to work”

  3. maximum hangtime (draft)

    over 6 years ago

  4. i hate working from home

  5. i miss being able to do that thing at italian restaurants at the end of a meal when you skip the dessert menu and you ask your server, “I was wondering if, you know, if you had any grappa in the back?” and your server thinks about it for a sec and then says “for you? no.”

  6. \m/. (draft)

    over 6 years ago

  7. I refuse to feel bad about this.

  8. Tit: neighbors weeded the back yard and planted flowers where our kid plays

    Tat: we bought them a fence to protect their flowers

    Tit: they put more plants outside the fence in pots

    Tat: my kid fucks with their plants

    Tit: they ask us to keep our kid off the flowers

    Tat: No?

  9. people asking how, mac only, sorry:

    set this thing up https://github.com/insanum/gcalcli (hassle) and get it to print out your reminder with ‘“gcalcli --calendar whatever-your-calendar-is-called remind 5 "echo %s”’

    blast it with https://www.tynsoe.org/v2/geektool/ (weird as heck) every 30 seconds

  10. oh you use notifications? lol for the entire ten minutes preceding anything on my calendar i have to blast a pink stay-on-top banner across the center of my screen to get my attention

  11. oh you use notifications? lol for the entire ten minutes preceding anything on my calendar i have to blast a pink stay-on-top banner across the center of my screen to get my attention

  12. work calendar event: ‘Bring Your Kid to “Work” Day’

    has me wondering about moving those “” around

    ‘Bring your “Kid” to Work Day’

    ‘Bring “your” Kid to Work Day’

    ‘Bring your Kid to Work “Day”’

  13. rip the other crabs in this bucket but i’m different

  15. i’m a little verklempt.

    post amongst yourselves [dismissive gesture]

    i’ll give you a topic.

    national public radio is neither nationalized nor is its primary mission public service.

    post.

  16. hey, @linkedin@twitter.com, please add an “open to expatriation” checkbox

  17. nancy pelosi radio sent toot

  18. Vote blue no matter who! [“Sweet Georgia Brown”, the Harlem Globetrotter’s theme music fades in as if from a distance, backing the tee-ball Biden and Pelosi attack ads] [smash cut to Ghana’s dancing pallbearers]

  19. november 2004

  20. just held my fifteen year old cat as we put him down, 😢😭, pancreatic cancer, F

  21. gather strongest man gets to ride the mickey mouse schoolbus 💪 (draft)

    over 6 years ago

  22. the @RecologySF@twitter.com worker that waves at me and my kid in the window at five dark thirty every morning was back on the job this morning after a worrying week or two off ☺️

  23. a few dashes of shichimi togarashi and a few drops of soy on chicken nuggets 👨🏼‍🍳

  24. lmbo

  25. whenever anyone resigns a thing, the appropriate response is, without exception, “Congratulations!”

  26. when you see someone using /usr/local/bin/fish in the original green “P1” phosphor on black https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vrU0CnSNaY&feature=youtu.be&t=120

  27. the sweater tied over the shoulders thing has been coded bourgie for the entire forty years i’ve been on this planet and people still do it idgi

  28. last night i peeled, smashed, minced, and smashed again a largish clove of garlic and spread all of it, with a half tablespoon of salted butter, on a single slice of toasted white bread 👅

  29. I am not endorsing @JoeBiden@twitter.com.

  30. baltimore, not sf, but my favorite reply at a party was at my house, with friends and neighbors, and the new guy that lived across the alley and over from us asked a friend of mine what he “did.”

    “man, it is friday night, nobody wants to talk about that shit.”

  31. alexa vote conservative

  32. i’m hiring https://boards.greenhouse.io/twitch/jobs/4699755002

  33. stop putting the bad matty in my fucking light cone

  34. fuck, my handwriting is atrocious i’m gonna have to practice writing out’ Bernie Sanders” in clumsy block letters over and over for the rest of the year so that come november, the poll workers can read what I write

  35. fuck

  36. rip your prime minister but I’m different 😭

  37. Duck “310-83-6226” Lancer

  38. extrudin some nudes

  39. gdi stop getting concerned trolled by liberals

  40. 🌞 greeting the day 🌞

  41. 😦 private equity

    😃 public equity