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posts from 2020 / 09

  1. housing discourse worst discourse

  3. alright apparently we didn’t make the pig experian servers unavailable, I just had to use my middle name

    what’s good, fellow peers (i.e. small business owner, landlord or a family member) of the digital realm, and others (i.e. prospective client, tenant or customer)

  4. “as well as” in the streets, “and, uh” in the sheets

  5. comrades! we’re successfully made the pig experian servers unavailable!

  6. taps.mod 📯

  7. they’re gonna paint the armory gray y’all

  8. “If Democrats go to vote, they will destroy a great empire.”

  9. free keyword mute advice, you gotta go deep

  11. google’s new blur feature (which is so so nice to have) keeps wanting my kid’s Falcor stuffed animal (tyvm @grahamvsworld@twitter.com) to be in sharp focus, creepin’ on the call with me. owns.

  12. phishing awareness training is a fucking waste of time hth

  13. songs the cramps taught us collections a huge huge hit with the two year old—mostly the yelling but all that old stuff has also has a beat you can dance to

  14. since when do puzzles accept upside down pieces? it is too early to confront this face

  15. The Chronicle’s endorsement of Prop. 22 was as loathsome as it was predictable https://missionlocal.org/2020/09/prop-22-chronicle-uber-lyft-instacart-doordash-postmates/

  16. leg day and i don’t have any plate weights

  17. making my two year old pull permits for all the digs he does with his toy construction equipment for posting clout

  18. [anyone posts cabling photos]

    now check out what the lowest priced bid looks like! some of these didn’t work and the paper on the wall wasn’t useful so we had to tone every run on the floor to number it all

  19. these dweebs at @fender@twitter.com think it’s not about the digital realm

  20. ORIGINAL MUSIC COMPOSED BY

    Ravi Shankar

    and

    Philip Glass

    and

    Wyld Stallyns

  21. i will never be ready to give grammarly a try and I will never visit grammarly dot com

  22. everloving wife took our two year old down to san diego for the weekend so i got to pick this pre-dad joy up for what feels like the first time in two years.

    dee lish but the dad stuff is honestly better. maybe with a proper amp and a band it’d be a fair fight

  24. the @HJTA@twitter.com did 9/11

  25. i’ll never forget the day that they added :stoat: to the forums

  26. made my fav spaghett recipe and now it’s steamy as heck in my apartment but I can’t open a window so I’m spinning the fork and sweating through it and posting

  27. /me flips on night shift at 9AM

  28. they say, in california, that the god damned boomers have finally managed to paint even the sky “beige”

    looking straight up at 7:30 AM, where the sun should be is a wash of tan, beige, eggshell, light brown, etc

  29. almost done Bullshit Jobs, the second two thirds is way better than a GBS thread

    anyway this little section opener i’d never read before is a fun little ditty in a pagliacci way

  30. figured i’d catch up on this (r i p), having enjoyed the bullshit jobs essay when it was published, book kinda reads like GBS thread, which is fine

  31. where was @matthewstoller@twitter.com when yahoo! acquired tumblr

  32. tfw

  33. 👁👁👁👁

  34. what if vote cloning follows house of cosbys rules and every tenth ballot you fill out for the same election has superpowers?

  35. jokes on them, in voting three times